How Many Do You Have

How many Christmases have you spent in a foreign country?

7 or 8

How many Christmas cards will you send out this year?
 
A lot. I've got a regular stable from my spank bank that I'll pull out frequently. A couple local news personalities, a couple Litizens. But you always have to leave room for that one off someone you didn't see coming until you had to cum, you know?

How many romantic partners have you told you loved them in your life this far?
 
Three

How many romantic partners have you had?
You make it sound like slices of cake or something. I feel totally scolded.

Just 17, and a half. She was fairly short, that one.

I have professed mine undying love under a moonless night, clear with an ocean of stars, with the scent of honeysuckle in the air. My muscles flexing, the wind in my long flowing hair, gazing mecurial into her lusty eyes, .....how do I love thee, let me count the ways.. 17 and half dear dear young ladies- and 1 turnip.

How many songs have you sung to a romantic partner?
 
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