How Many Do You Have

If you mean sex period and not sexy talk same answer as my previous post. Couple of friends who I’ll confide in or ask for advice. But not sexual talk as far as playful banter.

How many cups of coffee will you drink this morning?
 
Maybe one. If my sisters remember to invite me to one.

How many people will you be with on Christmas day.
 
When I was in the car it read 6 Fahrenheit. Wind chill -10 Fahrenheit.

How many times have you cleaned snow of your car this winter?
 
Absolutely None ......Yet

How many Peppermint Mocha Chocka Lattes will you have this Christmas Season ?
 
None. Hate peppermint… I have eggnog lattes.

How many Christmas parties have you been to this season?
 
Just one thankfully

How many unwanted presents that you received last Xmas are you going to regift this year?
 
None. I don't even have a Christmas tree.

How many times have you be asked to play Santa Claus for kids?
 
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