How Many Do You Have

Two pages worth, some are old but kept for reference/evidence... take that as you will. :D

How many events/concerts have you planned and got tickets for this year already?
9 because we have season tickets to the symphony.

How many umbrellas are in the trunk of your car?
 
I have 3. I love each of them for different reasons.

How many alarms do you have set for morning
 
Two! Passport and driver’s license.

How many bottles of alcohol do you currently own?
There are 5-6 in the cabinet for cooking and guests. Neither the wife nor I drink.

How many different flavors of soft drinks do you currently have in your home?
 
How many have you fucked but haven't made cum? :p
I think that number is one. It wasn’t my fault. A fire alarm went off, and we had to stop the festivities and get outside. It was kind of funny at the time, but circumstances were such that we never got around to finishing what we started.

How many sex toys do you currently own?
 
It’s got to be at least 11

How many have you encouraged to watch you pleasure yourself?
Erm. Erm. Erm. It's complicated.... Next question. :censored:

I think that number is one. It wasn’t my fault. A fire alarm went off, and we had to stop the festivities and get outside. It was kind of funny at the time, but circumstances were such that we never got around to finishing what we started.

How many sex toys do you currently own?
Haha! "Not my fault". I believe you, sweetie. :kiss:

I haven't counted, but it's a lot. At least ten types of vibrators/dildos/clit suckers etc, not including all the other bumf like paddles, floggers or whatever.

How many people have you had sex with in 24 hours? (let's go wild and include cyber).
 
Zero

How many times have you been stood up by a date?
Once but we were drunk when we met and so to be honest, I was really unsure I wanted it anyway so I was relieved when he didn't show. :ROFLMAO:

How many times have you gone to the movies (I almost spelled that mooovies - weird) as your first date activity?
 
Once but we were drunk when we met and so to be honest, I was really unsure I wanted it anyway so I was relieved when he didn't show. :ROFLMAO:

How many times have you gone to the movies (I almost spelled that mooovies - weird) as your first date activity?
Thats awesome! The magic of booze sometimes 😆

Oonly once! (I got yoou 😉)

How many times have you fooled around in the movie theater with other people in it?
 
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