How Many Do You Have

13 or 17, trying to remember if that first session was Saturday or Sunday...

How many alarms do you set in the morning?
 
Two.

How many people have you had sex with that share the same name? (I seem to collect Laurens, for example.)
 
Hmm had to think about this one... I don't think any?! Shocking cuz I was married to a Michael.

How many cars have you owned?
 
Probably around 25 pairs

What’s the minimum number of toes a sexual partner can have?
I'd like to keep the maximum at 10 please. Since the thread is "how many do you have" I have 10 toes.

How many pairs of "seductive" shoes do you have? i.e the "fuck-me-pumps" for ladies or whatever the name for male equivalent of those?
 
I’ve gone some suede “my ex texted this week” capntoed cole haans. I’ve got some “I’m ready to be a step dad” wolverine’s. I’ve got some “I don’t care anymore” Columbia denim slips. I’ve got some “fuck you, it’s 7:30am on a Saturday and I gotta take the trash out” crocs…among others.

No “fuck me’s” though.

How many chicken fingers/tenders belong on your plate?
 
I'd like to keep the maximum at 10 please. Since the thread is "how many do you have" I have 10 toes.

How many pairs of "seductive" shoes do you have? i.e the "fuck-me-pumps" for ladies or whatever the name for male equivalent of those?
Zero.

How many CDs do you own?
 
0

How many miles have you driven in one week?
I'm not sure! We have a lake house that is a three and a half hour drive away. We go there in the summer. That's the furthest I drive.

How many pets do you currently care for?
 
I'm not sure! We have a lake house that is a three and a half hour drive away. We go there in the summer. That's the furthest I drive.

How many pets do you currently care for?

I'm guessing 50? Could be less, could be more, chicken math is hard. 😬

How many bones have you broke?
 
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