how to seduce my best friend?

[southern_gal]

You were born punked but Southern Gal couldn't seduce a life convict in solitary.

I bet I could. You have to admit that my line about you not being able to service a blow up doll was better tho. Just admit it. Scrooge.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I bet I could. You have to admit that my line about you not being able to service a blow up doll was better tho. Just admit it. Scrooge.

I missed it somewhere along the way.

 

[southern_gal]

I missed it somewhere along the way.

You missed one of my best come backs? No you didn't you just don't want to admit when you've been out done.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You missed one of my best come backs? No you didn't you just don't want to admit when you've been out done.

I've seen plenty of the HT gals, and I'll stick with the blow up dolls.

 

[southern_gal]

I've seen plenty of the HT gals, and I'll stick with the blow up dolls.

Soooo you're saying that I'm not gonna wake up christmas morning and find you under my tree with nothing but a bow wrapped around you? That does it then. I am definitely cancelling christmas.

 

[bailadora]

Soooo you're saying that I'm not gonna wake up christmas morning and find you under my tree with nothing but a bow wrapped around you? That does it then. I am definitely cancelling christmas.

And here I thought you'd be singing the Hallelujah chorus.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Soooo you're saying that I'm not gonna wake up christmas morning and find you under my tree with nothing but a bow wrapped around you? That does it then. I am definitely cancelling christmas.

Maybe Chris will make a pity visit to your home.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Seriously? She's already done the work for you. Simply say pretty much the same thing back to her and how you've fantasized about being with her and dreamed about it. How open can you be with her? I've already told women that I fantasized about them when I masturbated. Most think that's hot. I suppose a few women would see it as an "ewww" but I think if she's at all openly sexual, she'd find it hot and maybe even tell you the same. That really opens up the lines of communication about sexual desires and fantasies.

Now the tough part. How do YOU feel about her parents dream of you getting married? Is this YOUR dream or are you more interested as a friend with benefits or a romantic partner but not a life partner. THAT's always the touchy question.

Good luck.

Great advice...'Cause women love the essence of desperation...

 

[CeasarBoobage]

She wants your validation, not your dick...Sorry.

The dangles of sexual suggestion are designed (subconsciously) to keep you on the string. Women that want to hook-up do so. Those that talk about it want to hear that you are thinking about it but nothing more.

This! No, seriously, this post wins.

If a woman wants to get a guy in bed, she takes makes it happen. Anything else and she is flirting to make herself feel wanted, and as stated before, the listener is the token 'gay straight friend'.

For the most part in any heterosexual relationship, the woman holds the power over sex, and she will exploit this power to gain her control. Like it or not, my opinion is that she doesn't necessarily want you, she wants validation that she is desired. There is that chance that my jaded opinion is totally off-base and she is interested in you, but my experience says differently.

YMMV

 

[robertreams]

Watch soft porn together! First something like "Ghost, then a bit heavier.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Watch soft porn together! First something like "Ghost, then a bit heavier.

He'll never get any pussy if he follows your advice.

 

[literalwife]

You better move soon. She's all but jumped on your face and wiggled.

 

[southern_gal]

I hate to sound cynical but I actually hope you think it best to do nothing and enjoy the friendship. I say this because my best friend since I was in school is too dear to me to risk messing it up with sex. I know she shares some of my fantasies about being with a woman because we've talked about it before but there is simply no way I could risk our friendship if it turned out badly. Somethings are a LOT more valuable to me than orgasms. (not many things mind you but there are some)