How would you describe yourself physically?

Sometimes, I look in the mirror and I say "Fuck." Other times, I look in the mirror and I say "Fuck!" :)
 
I look like the love child of Eric Stoltz from "Pulp Fiction" and early 90's Weird Al Yankovic

or a homeless man.....
 
I have a few descriptions....

1. I look an awful lot like Antonio Banderas when he was in his 20's......from behind.....from the waist down....only difference is that my ass is white and fat.

2. An ocean bouy

3. I have been told I resemble both Chris Farley and Wallace Shawn....
 
1. I'm a chubby bunny
2. I've been told I have bedroom eyes
3. I don't know another person who resembles me, I think I have unique facial features - and that's not necessarily a good thing lol
 
Human, for the most part. I still occasionally have trouble with my wings popping out of my back unbidden.
 
Honestly, most days I think I pull off the 'exausted mom' look. Just missing the fashionable mark but still trying to look put together. People say I look younger than I am...a perk at least....
 
Muscular, big biceps and thighs, former athlete (baseball player) but putting on weight with age, admittedly.

I need a female litster to work it off. Any takers?
 
thibk glasses med to large boobs I would say and an ass to match. mildly chubby and a little tinsle on the roof
 
Average looking black guy...5'8"...not overweight but not ripped either...
 
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