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We all have our problems.
My kind of smart assWith words
Physically?....I'm a fuckin god!...yea thats right!
Which one? Dionysus wasn't exactly an Adonis.
I think I just got a woody
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It's awkward when a guy is worshiping my feet and my wings suddenly pop out when I get turned on. That scared the crap out of a guy one time, I can tell you.
With words

European...No matter which European country I go to, people come up and speak to me in the native language. (Apart from the northern ones.)
