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I agreeIATPW is very Lit stalkworthy
Whats TMI if I may ask?IATPW doesn't believe in TMI
After reading this, I am leaving my lady right now, holla at your boy lol.IATPW would do pretty much anything for the person I love.
Wanna have sex? I am in!
Wanna watch a movie together? I'll bring popcorn!
Wanna go for a trip? Lets go for a trip!
You need my help? I am right here!
Wanna cuddle? Lets cuddle!
Are you sad? I am here to comfort you!
You want peace and quiet? I am quiet as a mouse, just let me be near you.
Wanna go out and have fun? Lets go and have some fun then!
Wanna go out for dinner together? I can dress up nicely and make you proud!
Wanna play some PC game together? Lets play!
Wanna go out swimming? Lets go swimming!
Wanna travel? Lets travel!
Wanna smack my ass? Be my guest, I like that!
Wanna make your dreams come true? I will be your bigest fan and help you fulfill them!
I just came home from the nightshift, but I would happily miss my sleep just to be with you.
I could go on and on and on on things I would do just to see you smile. I seriously think I am very easy going person with deep desire to see you happy and the only thing I ask in return is for you to love me and allow me be near you. I can have sex, or no sex at all. I can be happy with or without it as long as you keep me around and cuddle with me at least. I can be all quiet if thats what you need and I would be still happy as long as I know you want me around. You could watch your football and just let me lay at your feet and yes I would be happy. I don't ask for THAT much! Just your presence, being allowed to be near you and your arms around me every now and then.
I can do no sex, but I can't do no touch.
I can do no kisses, but I can't do no hugs.
I can do the silence, but I can't do no nearness.
I can do pretty much anything as long as you want me around you and near you.
IF you don't want me near you? Then we have a problem yes...
And I don't say all this to look soooo cool, but some men are so damn hard to please.... sigh.
lmaoAfter reading this, I am leaving my lady right now, holla at your boy lol.
Is it a good race?IATPW will go into a massive mood slump tomorrow evening as the Tour de France ends, signalling the end of Summer (for me)