I Am Your...

[yellowrocket]

Luke, I am your accountant. We need to talk

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your accountant. We need to talk

Luke, "I am your bookie; hand over the money."

 

[beachbabydoll36]

Luke I am your waitress for this evening"Can I start you off with a drink?"

 

[medicmike]

Luke I am your waitress for this evening"Can I start you off with a drink?"

Luke I am yours, take me now....

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke I am yours, take me now....

"Drinks are on me....Just take a little sip, Luke."

 

[medicmike]

"Drinks are on me....Just take a little sip, Luke."

Sipping from you....

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Sipping from you....

"See how easy it goes down, Luke; I am your bartender."

 

[Ginmill72]

Luke, I am your proctologist... try to relax

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your proctologist... try to relax

"Oh, Luke, I am just checking you out.....*Winks*"

 

[Ginmill72]

"Oh, Luke, I am just checking you out.....*Winks*"

Luke, I am your dentist, open wide

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your dentist, open wide

"The teeth are as sharp as the bite, Luke; Devour me!"

 

[Ginmill72]

"The teeth are as sharp as the bite, Luke; Devour me!"

Luke, I am your guide, sounds like a plan to me

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your guide, sounds like a plan to me

Show me the right direction..... Luke, "I am your compass."

 

[Ginmill72]

Show me the right direction..... Luke, "I am your compass."

Luke I am your bed, come lay on me

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke I am your bed, come lay on me

Luke, I'm your blanket, covering you.

 

[Ginmill72]

Luke, I'm your blanket, covering you.

Luke I am your afternoon, come get wrapped up in me

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke I am your afternoon, come get wrapped up in me

Luke, I am the wet, water, coating your flesh from our hot shower.

 

[Ginmill72]

Luke, I am the wet, water, coating your flesh from our hot shower.

Luke, I am your robe, hugging your curves

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Luke, I am your robe, hugging your curves

Luke has curves?

Luke I am your secret tranny identity.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Can I borrow...

Luke, I am your 2nd cousin twice removed on your mother's side. Can I borrow 20 druggats?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your 2nd cousin twice removed on you mother's side. Can I borrow 20 druggats?

LOL; that was funny!!!

 

[Leigh81]

Luke, I am so hungry for your lightsaber right now

L

 

[MaryanneB]

Luke, I'm your mother. Why do you have bumps on your little peepee?

 

[zydrate]

Luke, I am your doctor...and I'm afraid I have some grave news...

 

[MaryanneB]

Luke, I am your doctor...and I'm afraid I have some grave news...

The bumps on his peepee?