I Am Your...

[zydrate]

The bumps on his peepee?

*nods*
It's gonna fall off... it's best if he gets surgery and changes his name to Leia

 

[Leigh81]

The bumps on his peepee?

Luke I am laughing out loud!!

L

 

[MaryanneB]

Luke I am laughing out loud!!

L

How can you laugh when the damn kid has bumps on his peepee?

 

[zydrate]

How can you laugh when the damn kid has bumps on his peepee?

he gets it from his father

EDIT: that doesn't sound right...

 

[John_Q_Public]

I am... Luke's penis. Please stop calling me peepee!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I am... Luke's penis. Please stop calling me peepee!

Luke, I am your butcher.....watch where you put that thing!!!

 

[medicmike]

Luke, I am your butcher.....watch where you put that thing!!!

Luke I Am your customer.....Give it too me....

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke I Am your customer.....Give it too me....

Luke, I love dough, and I am your baker, watch how I knead it.

 

[medicmike]

Luke I am your lollipop....come suck me

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke I am your lollipop....come suck me

Sucking the head; Luke, I am your wrapper, feel me encase you!!!!

 

[medicmike]

Sucking the head; Luke, I am your wrapper, feel me encase you!!!!

Luke....I am your oxygen...let me kiss your lips

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke....I am your oxygen...let me kiss your lips

Luke, I am your coat; let me keep you warm.

 

[medicmike]

Luke, I am your coat; let me keep you warm.

Luke.....I am water drink me

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke.....I am water drink me

Luke, I am your cup; swallows you down.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Luke, I am your bubble wrap. Try not to pop me. I dare you.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your bubble wrap. Try not to pop me. I dare you.

Luke, I am a feather, please don't pluck me!!!

 

[John_Q_Public]

I am your action figure. I can't really stand that well where there isn't a peg.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I am your action figure. I can't really stand that well where there isn't a peg.

Luke, I am a Princess Doll, "Come Leia with Me."

 

[midwest_texan]

....your prosthetic specialist. May I shake your hand? (too soon?)

 

[BubblyBookworm]

....your prosthetic specialist. May I shake your hand? (too soon?)

How shall we shake it, dry or smooth?

 

[John_Q_Public]

I am your Eddie Izzard Star Wars, Death Star Canteen, comedy break.

 

[cliteatingman]

I am...

... your sister's lover!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your sandwich, "Bite me!"

 

[Lia Monde]

Luke, I am your fangirl.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Luke, I am your fangirl.

Luke, I am your admirer.