I cannot confirm or deny that...

[LAHomedog]

I cannot confirm or deny that handheld showers make a good sex toy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Botox is a performance-enhancing drug for poker players.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may be addicted to halva.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I cannot confirm or deny that Valkyrie is Greek.

 

[BadAmy]

iccod that I cried a fuckton, then laughed a fuckton today.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I actually know what the meaning of life is.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I cannot confirm or deny that there is more than one universe.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that my hands are registered lethal weapons and I have to carry a concealed weapons permit on me if I put my hands in my pockets.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when humans populate other planets, weightlifting records will get very confusing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that shouldn’t penises be measured in volume instead of length.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that old-timey, Victorian sass gives me life.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I can neither confirm nor deny, that sometimes, snuggling is better than sex.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can neither confirm nor deny, that snuggling is better AFTER sex.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I can neither confirm nor deny, that Falling asleep during sex is good

 

[EclecticRob]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have anything to confirm or deny.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that all the alleged UFO sightings are probably billionaires from other planets throwing a pissing contest among themselves.

 

[DestinyRoad]

I cannot confirm or deny that there are organizations in the government creating colonies in preparation for ventures to other planets

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny Shrek is most likely uncircumcised.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that watching cooking shows while eating is exactly like watching porn while having sex.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that sex while the car is moving will become much more common with the normalization of self-driving cars

 

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny that the 100 mile high club may soon become a thing.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've attempted to tickle someones fancy this morning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that anyone that jokes about having a big meaty cock doesn’t have a big meaty cock

 

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have a big meaty cock

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I never, ever, spell "can not" as one word.