I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny rental bowling shoes are ugly so people won't steal them.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have worn bowling shoes while making my rounds.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have worn bowling shoes while making my rounds.

I cannot confirm or deny that I logged in today hoping to see you!

Hey you!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that to a breast fed baby, nipples are straws.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that while masturbating, you’ve probably ejaculated possible murderers, billionaires, or other figures that would do something very significant.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I might be that person you spot at the supermarket who fully reads each item labels before putting them in the basket.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that disguising as a pizza delivery boy and delivering contraband in empty pizza boxes is the perfect way to make transactions in public.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am the undisputed ruler of the dark alley.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that putting 13 chicken nuggets in a box of 12 can actually be a brilliant marketing idea.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that this is actually being written by my ghostwriter.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that your rectum can produce 3 states of matter - Solid, liquid and gas.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I cannot confirm or deny that I might be that person you spot at the supermarket who fully reads each item labels before putting them in the basket.

I cannot confirm or deny that I do the same thing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when you get zapped by electricity, you get shocked both physically and mentally.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there is an entire generation that won’t know the actual meaning of “Roll down the window” while in a car.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am actually Mork from Ork. Na-nu na-nu.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Prince Phillip looks like he is waiting for the Queen’s permission to die.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny the poster below me is stalking me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Beef Jerky is a good nickname for masturbation.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that I want to go to work tomorrow

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I cannot confirm or deny that Twizzlers shouldn't qualify as licorice.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that putting a McDonald's inside a Walmart is the most Walmart thing to have ever happened.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have ordered new sex toys for Valentine's Day.

I cannot confirm or deny that I was kinda hoping for an update.

 

[Lady2020]

I cannot confirm or deny that when I get 10 pm's in a day, I tend to shut down.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I cannot confirm or deny that Beef Jerky is a good nickname for masturbation.

Confirmed!

I cannot confirm or deny that Twizzlers shouldn't qualify as licorice.

Confirmed!

I cannot confirm or deny that putting a McDonald's inside a Walmart is the most Walmart thing to have ever happened.

Confirmed!

I can not confirm or deny that all the above are true!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that everyones tried using the force at some point in their lives.