I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when you hear about someone’s uncle, they are either the coolest dude ever, or a convicted criminal. There is no in between.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you’ve probably seen more dry vaginas than flaccid dicks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that masturbation is the only activity which is self taught.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you never experience a deja vu while masturbating.

 

[LadyJS]

I cannot confirm or deny that I had an erotic dream last night.

 

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny that I had an erotic dream last night.

I cannot confirm or deny that I'd like to hear about it

 

[Leigh81]

I cannot confirm or deny that there will be large amounts of alcohol consumed this evening around here

 

[Jordan90]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I inadvertently mixed Jack Daniel's single barrel bourbon with ibuprofen last night...whoooops!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you’re not wearing a condom, you’re wearing a person.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people with small penises receive more pleasure per unit dick, due to a higher penis surface area : volume ratio and more concentrated nerve endings.

 

[mickyp123]

I cannot confirm or deny that people with small penises receive more pleasure per unit dick, due to a higher penis surface area : volume ratio and more concentrated nerve endings.

is that inversely proportional to the cross sectional area of the Vagina / pot noodle being used

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it’s impossible to carry a watermelon around without seeming either proud or ashamed of it.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that my knees may becoming stained

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I cannot confirm or deny that my knees may becoming stained

I cannot confirm or deny that I wonder what this relates to lol

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you can’t touch ghosts but they can touch objects, you can probably have sex with one by using a condom.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that mnbreastluver's posts always make me laugh

 

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have taken to picking random words from the Dictionary and goggling them with the word porn, to see what videos the major porn sites come up with.

Who knew that a Penquin was a kind of sex toy?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that ejaculating is a form of high speed data transfer.

 

[Crankbait88]

I cannot confirm or deny that most days I like my dogs, and even my stupid cat, more than I like most people.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that true confidence comes when you can own the things that bring you joy instead of feeling shame over the silly or naughty things. It's okay if you love Barbie Girl and getting spanked.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that too many people in a small space is uncomfortable unless you are having an orgy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that strip clubs are the only place where you’d want a boner in public.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that vanilla sex was probably the default before the modern era because everyone’s genitals smelled terrible.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am an extraterrestrial being from another part of the galaxy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Prince Charming knew what Cinderella looked like but had women try on the glass shoe anyway due to having a foot fetish.