I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if your dog, cat, hamster, goldfish or undead skeletal dragon blinks at you, you blink back. It is law.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I saw MrPractical's missing head somewhere over there ------------> :eek:
 
I cannot confirm or deny my boarding pass entitles me to a free dose of radiation but not salted nuts.
 
I cannot confirm or deny my boarding pass entitles me to a free dose of radiation but not salted nuts.

I cannot confirm or deny I'm biting my tongue and holding back some "salted nuts" comments.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that raiding fridges is much easier than raiding godsforsaken tombs. Been there, done that, all I got was a lousy Egyptian curse.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that raiding fridges is much easier than raiding godsforsaken tombs. Been there, done that, all I got was a lousy Egyptian curse.


I cannot confirm or deny that the Egyptians have the upper hand when it comes to scary assed curses
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when self-driving cars become mainstream, dead old people will occasionally just arrive places.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I'm finally off work, relaxing, and taking all of Little Debbie into my mouth. Then I'm gonna lick her remnants off my fingers.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I'm finally off work, relaxing, and taking all of Little Debbie into my mouth. Then I'm gonna lick her remnants off my fingers.
Can you confirm or deny that she was that good of a Hostess?

If so, did she enjoy your Ding Dong?
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am fighting the urge to dance and also fighting the urge to do what someone is telling me to. Cuz if I do that, I might be seen! :eek:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am fighting the urge to dance and also fighting the urge to do what someone is telling me to. Cuz if I do that, I might be seen! :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that I would watch you dance...:devil:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when you give somebody a penny for their thoughts, you get 100% profit when they give you their two cents.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that an adult toy store is completely different from what I thought it was as a kid.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that an adult toy store is completely different from what I thought it was as a kid.

Ooh!! Funny story. We had an "Adult book store" that they kept trying to get closed down when I was a kid. I was outraged. REALLY outraged. I couldn't understand why on earth they would want to close down a BOOK store.
And I wanted to know what kind of amazing books they must have had there that I wasn't allowed in...
:eek:


I cannot confirm or deny that this wasn't what I opened this thread to post, but totally forgot what I WAS going to say.
 
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