I cannot confirm or deny that...

[inkandiridiumnibs]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have to sell my motorcycle

 

[Aliceinchains36]

I can neither confirm nor deny who ate the last donut.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny I've already fried the back of my thighs on the drivers seat of my convertible.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that sword duels should definitely be a thing again, as a manner to fairly settle conflicts. That'd also shut a few loud mouths even before drawn out blades.

 

[Jada59]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may have been defiant.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that when random people address me by my name and not by Your Majesty, as they obviously should, I get a little sanguinary.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I cannot confirm or deny that someone will masturbate tonight.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the Nile is a river in Egypt and that some people are permanently cruising it up and down.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that fish who are caught then released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that driving fast over a speed bump is the wrong time to be picking your nose.

Incidentally, does anyone know how to make a nosebleed stop? Asking for a friend.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that the Nile is a river in Egypt and that some people are permanently cruising it up and down.

I cannot confirm or deny that your lack of blue is very attractive.

 

[Jada59]

I cannot confirm or deny that my antiperspirant expired.

 

[WildPoppy]

I cannot confirm or deny that driving fast over a speed bump is the wrong time to be picking your nose.

Incidentally, does anyone know how to make a nosebleed stop? Asking for a friend.

I cannot confirm or deny that firmly pinching your nose just below the bridge generally stops a nosebleed.

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I can neither confirm nor deny that so as not to divulge pertinent information, the CIA's response to the Soviet Union's question is as follows:

"We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed."

 

[neakman]

I cannot confirm or deny that my antiperspirant expired.

how do you know?

 

[Eisranac]

I cannot confirm or deny that my antiperspirant expired.

how do you know?

The answer is an easy one...

...it was no sweat.

I cannot confirm or deny that, though.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny just what put this smile on my face but I can verify it will remain for quite a while.

 

[Lollygirl26]

I cant confirm or deny that tomorrow is national nude day. Yo be celebrated by all

 

[Jada59]

I cannot confirm or deny that my friend is annoying the peewaddins out of me!

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I can neither confirm nor deny that glitters will sparkle if thrown deep down under Mariana's Trench.

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that I take a penny but don't leave a penny.

 

[neakman]

I cannot confirm or deny that I think CL has some awesomely beautiful hair.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny that I do not have the facts to confirm or deny anything.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am feeling a little peculiar.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that more people would line up 20 mins for a free cheeseburger than line up 20 mins for $1.50.