I cannot confirm or deny that...

ICCORD that I stare too long at women's cleavage, and dont feel guilty in the slightest.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that, whenever a newer model of a car after mine drives by me, in a particular, half-witted manner, it is very difficult for me to fight the urge to yell: "Respect yer elders, you flea fart!" at them. I rarely fight it.
 
I can’t confirm or deny that maybe some cave paintings from the stone age are very old memes which we cannot understand.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may eat this entire pint of ice cream to deal with my disappointment.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my past week's diet has consisted mainly of Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches and Mountain Dew. This can not continue.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that someone in Arizona left the door to Hades open. Sheesh...
 
I can’t confirm or deny that a lazy cat has probably lost track of how many lives he's used up and is just playing it safe.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that in a matter of days, my computer desk went from clean to gawd awful mess!
 
I cannot confirm or deny I habe many morre typos when pisting from my phone like I am npw. :D
 
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