I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny Garfunkel always seemed much more like the guy who’d dedicate a book of poems to me.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there is a kid out there who fucked someone's mom and nobody believes him
 
I cannot confirm or deny that short sundresses are my choice outfit when shopping at farmer's markets.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that people who have life-sized sex dolls probably thought more about how to hide a body than they intended.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I keep looking at it but the ‘Check Engine’ light won’t go off.
 
I can not confirm or deny that humans get grossed out at the thought of drinking their own kind’s milk (breastmilk) but have no trouble drinking an entirely different species milk (cows).
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you don’t cut the brownies when you cook them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I buy way too many collectibles, that my sister will just sell after I'm gone
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you've slept with more than 1200 people, you might rank as one of the biggest tourist attractions in your town.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you've slept with more than 1200 people, you might rank as one of the biggest tourist attractions in your town.

I cannot confirm or deny that you might be an aspiring Wilt Chamberlain
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you might be an aspiring Wilt Chamberlain

Naw, his claim to fame was sleeping with over 20,000 women. I had to google him to see what you were talking about. :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that if we ever end up colonize on a planet with low gravity, boobs will stay perkier way longer.
 
Naw, his claim to fame was sleeping with over 20,000 women. I had to google him to see what you were talking about. :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that if we ever end up colonize on a planet with low gravity, boobs will stay perkier way longer.

Sign me up... ;)

I cannot confirm or deny that the only reason I go to malls is to people-watch.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I go to the mall to much :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny its not only to people watch :cool:
 
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