I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that we are going to feel pretty silly when it turns out North Korea has been firing missiles at sea monsters this whole time.
 
I cannot confirm or deny Chipmunks were sent here to observe us and report back to the Wallabies.
 
I cannot confirm or deny ‘Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang’ is the equivalent of positive evaluation.
 
I cannot confirm or deny ‘Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang’ is the equivalent of positive evaluation.

I cannot confirm or deny that that was my first thought. Need to see a witch doctor.
 
I cannot confirm or deny which witch could switch but the Doctor tied the stitch.
 
I cannot confirm or deny the Lemmings have a burrow under Trafalgar Square where they hoard toffee and tiny window fans.
 
I cannot confirm or deny the Lemmings have a burrow under Trafalgar Square where they hoard toffee and tiny window fans.

I cannot confirm or deny that I feel I'm being lured with toffee and fans.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I’m addicted to mint choc chip ice cream
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm loving my new laptop but....holy hell this thing is sweet. :D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a dick is kind of like one of those hoses that shrivels up when it’s not needed for easier storage.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I ate the toffee, plugged in the fan and hoped the ice cubes wouldn’t melt so fast this time.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that anything could be a UFO if you are absolutely shitty at recognizing things
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I never watch those sex videos of girls getting humiliated or slapped around.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if dudes sent dog pics instead of dick picks on dating websites, they would get a lot more dates.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if dudes sent dog pics instead of dick picks on dating websites, they would get a lot more dates.

I can confirm that this would probably be true.


I cannot confirm or deny that this weekend has seemed to last for months.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I tripped and fell as I was stepping out of the shower this morning.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I tripped and fell as I was stepping out of the shower this morning.

I hope your alright.

I cannot confirm or deny that given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.
 
I hope your alright.

I cannot confirm or deny that given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.

I'm okay :)

I cannot confirm or deny that I will be spending some time in the pool today.
 
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