I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that anyone wishing courtship with Medusa may be in for a surprise if the carpet matches the drapes.
 
I can not confirm or deny that NASA is full of a bunch of aliens in disguise trying to get back home with primitive technology.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that some Litsters are smiling happily because of the special treat they received today.
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that many people would rather put a persons genitals in their mouth than the brown parts of a banana.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that many people would rather put a persons genitals in their mouth than the brown parts of a banana.

I believe you have uncovered some kind of universal constant with that one.

I cannot confirm or deny this thread may be dead because nobody can top that.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if dolphins are capable of language and have sex for pleasure, they must have a dolphin version of dirty talk
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Flipper swore like a drunken sailor on shore leave during the After Parties.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that getting a blowjob from an ugly person is like bungee jumping. You know it's going to feel good but you don't want to look down.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that this mornings thread was amusing, probably too true, left me flustered and rethinking that bungee jump.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that waking up in the middle of the night having to pee may be annoying, but not nearly as annoying as NOT waking up in the middle of the night when you have to pee.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I still feel like I got a gonga with 20% off even though I’m fairly certain it was never sold for 20% more.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that getting older as a man is realizing that Velma would be a better relationship partner Than Daphne.
 
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