I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Daizie]

I cannot confirm or deny that the pizza in this town sucks. Actually I can confirm that it does indeed suck donkey balls.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I cannot confirm or deny that a three time zone differential is sometimes a blessing and sometimes a curse

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if someone accuses you of being argumentative there is no way to defend yourself.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Smokey the Bear has pants on, no shirt on, but then, a hat on. It looks like he ran out to fight a fire, put pants on to be decent, but remembered the hat so that humans know he’s there in an official capacity, hand that he’s not just a bear in human pants trying to kill them

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that sex after 60 is still lots of fun

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I cannot confirm or deny my lips taste absolutely delicious right now.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if Big Foot does exist, he is the world champion of hide and seek

 

[kurrginatorX]

ICCOD That I actually give a shit about anything right now.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm Batman.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that house cats are basically lions that figured out how to get more calories out of a single human.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead (Let's see how many of you get the reference)

 

[bunny4med]

ICCODT I didn't miss being around sick people.

 

[johndoe1965]

ICCODT I am dominant around women, but submissive around Alpha Males

 

[Shi_One81]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I have an ooper shmooper crush on someone

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that if I get stuck in an elevator at work tonight, someone is soooooo getting lucky no matter what he/they look like!

 

[CamronsInsider]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm often around the White House.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I called in sick tonight

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I had antelope for dimmer once.

 

[Richard_C]

I can not confirm or deny that I got laid Saturday night.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that women are expected to cover their breasts at the public pool but there’s almost always a man there with bigger breasts than all of them completely uncovered.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the only DnD party I'm willing to join tonight is the 'Do Not Disturb' party.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that my doctor told me not to engage in bar-room brawling, fist fights, or ballroom dancing. What do I do with my Thursday nights now?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that no matter how tough you are, having a rubber band aimed at you is terrifying.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the spelling mistakes you made when you have an argument in social media is the equivalent of the saliva that flies from your mouth when you have a real argument.