I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that in 9 months there will probably be a small baby boom, in the midwest, due to the polar vortex

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that while our dead grandparents are watching us masturbate from the afterlife, hopefully their grandparents are there reminding them they watched them do the same thing.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I fall down YouTube rabbit holes way too often.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that pants fit ladies better, and skirts are better for men's balls

 

[barefootgirl69]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I haven't worn pants since 1997

 

[sensualhub]

I cannot confirm or deny that i can confirm what BFG said

 

[akaSol]

ICCODT I prefer tights to skirts

 

[LadyJS]

I cannot confirm or deny how many footlongs Jared from Subway has enjoyed in the past year.

I cannot confirm or deny that I actually laughed at this!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that something being marketed as "military grade" sounds really good, unless you've been in the military.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm wearing any underwear.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that “How to delete search history” is probably not in many people’s search histories.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that sweat and urine have the same basic chemical composition.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that sex in driverless cars will be the next big thing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that just like there is a constant sun rise traveling around the world there is also a wave of boners that travel right after it

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that in theory, laying on a voodoo doll of yourself would make you never be able to get up again

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that my Inbox is as full as my stomach is right now. Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pizza.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that my Inbox is as full as my stomach is right now. Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pizza.

I cannot confirm or deny it might have been a denial of service attack.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there isn’t nothing weird about sniffing plant genitals in public.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that Popeye's relationship with spinach was a terrible message about drug use and abuse.

 

[Lollygirl26]

I cannot confirm or deny im officially the mom of a teenager.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm not looking forward to my son becoming a teenager.

 

[Lollygirl26]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm not looking forward to my son becoming a teenager.

The obly thing i like is that when they look at my son and he is over 6feet tall at least i can say he is a teenager now. He will always be my lil boy tho

 

[JerseyJade]

The obly thing i like is that when they look at my son and he is over 6feet tall at least i can say he is a teenager now. He will always be my lil boy tho