I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if you're in the front row at an arena concert, you have a decent chance of getting sprayed by the saliva of the singer.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am spoiling myself this month. A tattoo, getting my nails done and a pedi. Bought some new shoes and getting my hair done next week. New style and color.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you could sell common sense, you actually wouldn’t get rich because the people who need it wouldn’t have the sense to buy it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you are nude in public you are better off hiding your face than your body.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that after being sick for about 2 months, I think I'm finally in the final stages of this flu-or-what-the-fuck-ever-this-shit-is sickness. I can confirm I've never been sick anywhere near this long before. :mad:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if voodoo dolls were real, people would make one of themselves to scratch that itchy spot on their back, or their private parts without anyone noticing.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if voodoo dolls were real, people would make one of themselves to scratch that itchy spot on their back, or their private parts without anyone noticing.

I cannot confirm or deny that if voodoo dolls were real, I'd give myself a daily blow job.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I rather kiss my dog than all of the creeps that try to talk to me in the park.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I rather kiss my dog than all of the creeps that try to talk to me in the park.

I cannot confirm or deny that the phrase "dog park" isn't actually referencing our 4-legged friends but maybe the shmuck at the other end of the leash.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that porn stars can legitimately say that their job is a pain in the ass
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you were invisible, you could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person
 
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