I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that these clown shoes don't fit properly and are hurting my feet, but this is the most comfortable rainbow colored afro-wig I have ever worn.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that these clown shoes don't fit properly and are hurting my feet, but this is the most comfortable rainbow colored afro-wig I have ever worn.

I cannot confirm or deny that I want to see you ride a unicycle in those shoes.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I want to see you ride a unicycle in those shoes.

I cannot confirm or deny I want to see him ride in unicycle in those shoes too - while holding an umbrella!

(actually I should just go ahead and confirm that one lol)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I want to see you ride a unicycle in those shoes.

I cannot confirm or deny that my unicycle has no seat cushion at the moment so I have to sit carefully on a metal pole. :eek:
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that I had sexual relations with my first fwb last night.
 
*Looks up*

I cannot confirm or deny that I wish this was the threesome thread. Fuck that, make it a foursome thread. :heart:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that some life long marriages begin with, "Damn, she’s got some nice titties".
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I would really love to chow down on a bacon, tomato and avocado sandwich right now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it is a common myth that you swallow six spiders a year in your sleep, but in actually you can eat as many of them as you want
 
I cannot confirm or deny that somebody in the 1800s saw a glass bottle and thought, “You know what would go great in there? An entire fucking ship.”
 
I cannot confirm or deny that some balance is sometimes too much balance.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the only practical use for a penny is to prevent you from getting more pennies
 
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