I challenge you...
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Stella_Omega
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Well, dayum. 
Let's go in Dampy... You wanna Budwieser?
I'll sleep on the couch if you want me to...
But that's a purty bed you got- nice and big!
Let's go in Dampy... You wanna Budwieser?
I'll sleep on the couch if you want me to...
But that's a purty bed you got- nice and big!
damppanties
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Awwww. That was almost juvenile sweetie. What's happening to you?!ABSTRUSE said:
She's moving in. You still want to wait for whatever it is that's going to happen?
damppanties
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Bud? Umm... can we just drop all that and... er... you can get into the bed. Yes. Under the blankets. Right here. Come on in.Stella_Omega said:Well, dayum.
Let's go in Dampy... You wanna Budwieser?
I'll sleep on the couch if you want me to...
But that's a purty bed you got- nice and big!
Stella_Omega
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awww, baby, you're good to medamppanties said:Bud? Umm... can we just drop all that and... er... you can get into the bed. Yes. Under the blankets. Right here. Come on in.
damppanties
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Right. I'm just going to cuddle and go to sleep now.Stella_Omega said:awww, baby, you're good to me
Stella_Omega
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You sure? Them little thong undies is mighty cute...damppanties said:Right. I'm just going to cuddle and go to sleep now.
Mmm, you smell good, too
damppanties
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*squirm*Stella_Omega said:
Do that thing again. Yes, right there... mmm....
Stella_Omega
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*huh* like that, baby?damppanties said:
whew... it's getting warm in here...
Stella_Omega
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Either get in the bed or get out the bedroom, dammit!ABSTRUSE said:Don't forget the cocktail sauce, I heard she has crabs.
damppanties
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But she's such a lovable thing always.ABSTRUSE said:
damppanties
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My heart beats for her.ABSTRUSE said:She'll get bored with you quickly, she likes women with a pulse.
Stop trying to scare me. Go away.
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That's better than her being with you. You wouldn't even know Valentine's Day if it bit you on your... well... wherever. My poor baby would have felt so alone. Good thing I'm here now.ABSTRUSE said:
Don't you have to go write that thumb story???
ABSTRUSE
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Where do you think those big heart boxers came from? and that Elvis belt buckle, Huh? Top that you skank.damppanties said:That's better than her being with you. You wouldn't even know Valentine's Day if it bit you on your... well... wherever. My poor baby would have felt so alone. Good thing I'm here now.
Don't you have to go write that thumb story???
damppanties
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Easy. Leather pants and a NASCAR coffee mug. Oh, and dark red roses. She's mine.ABSTRUSE said:
damppanties
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Careful. I come free with her. We're inseparable now.ABSTRUSE said:Oh yea?
A craftsman 200pc tool set, a set of tire ramps and a bottle of Jack.
Bring it on sister, Stella will be begging for me to take her sorry ass back.
OMG. The levels in 'I come free with her'.
