I challenge you...

damppanties said:
But that's all I've ever wanted Troozy. I've found my heaven and I'm not letting go. Pffft!
* looking you up and down...up and down...up and down...*

And....yea.

*turns and leaves*
 
ABSTRUSE said:
* looking you up and down...up and down...up and down...*

And....yea.

*turns and leaves*
*snuggles closer to my Stella. sigh*

Finally, alone.
 
...tiptoes quietly in...trying not to be noticed...hard though, when you're on a tiptoeing horse....
 
drksideofthemoon said:
...tiptoes quietly in...trying not to be noticed...hard though, when you're on a tiptoeing horse....
Ok, since you're here you might as well poke Abs about her story. I'l be... er... busy for a while.

*bulb flashes above head*

Hey, you should have a cattle prod, right? :catroar:
 
This 'place' (and I use the word advisedly), gets more surreal every time I come in here.

I have to stop coming in here.....(yeah, yeah, I know what I said, and I know what I meant, as do you.......do with it what you will. I'm going to eat breakfast and drink tea and then return to bed and the gosling. It's much safer.)
 
matriarch said:
This 'place' (and I use the word advisedly), gets more surreal every time I come in here.

I have to stop coming in here.....(yeah, yeah, I know what I said, and I know what I meant, as do you.......do with it what you will. I'm going to eat breakfast and drink tea and then return to bed and the gosling. It's much safer.)
:kiss:

It's Abs. She's the real surreal. I'm just... er... well... :eek:
 
damppanties said:
Ok, since you're here you might as well poke Abs about her story. I'l be... er... busy for a while.

*bulb flashes above head*

Hey, you should have a cattle prod, right? :catroar:

...Hands Dampy the cattle prod... Now, you've used one of the before? Right?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
* looking you up and down...up and down...up and down...*

And....yea.

*turns and leaves*

...picks the hayseed from behind his ear... So...what's the 411 on your newest literay extravaganza...
 
drksideofthemoon said:
...Hands Dampy the cattle prod... Now, you've used one of the before? Right?
Nowaynever. You're the prodder. I just stand and watch while Abs jumps 10 feet into the air with a howl.

Just who she calling a homeless cat... mutter mutter... grumble...
 
damppanties said:
Nowaynever. You're the prodder. I just stand and watch while Abs jumps 10 feet into the air with a howl.

Just who she calling a homeless cat... mutter mutter... grumble...

Oh sure, thanks a lot, trying to get me in trouble...now I see how it is... :eek:
 
drksideofthemoon said:
Oh sure, thanks a lot, trying to get me in trouble...now I see how it is... :eek:
What? A cowboy like you, scared?

Come on! You have that horse. You can make your escape before she hits the ground again.

Of course you realise this is all about getting her to write that story, right? I wouldn't do it otherwise. I'm kind-hearted.
 
Stella_Omega said:
and I don't know what hit me... Bus driver, didja get the number of that truck?
:D

You don't worry about all this. We'll sort it out. Anyway, she threw you out, remember? :p
 
damppanties said:
:D

You don't worry about all this. We'll sort it out. Anyway, she threw you out, remember? :p
just... dayum, that's all. I still don't know what I did wrong!

Wanna go back to bed?
 
Stella_Omega said:
just... dayum, that's all. I still don't know what I did wrong!

Wanna go back to bed?
Cheating, flirting two timing dog. think about it.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Cheating, flirting two timing dog. think about it.
whaddaya want me to do, baby? You ain't here and she is....

fuck, i don't get it.

I'm just gonna rebuild the carb one more time. You fix a car it stays fixed....
 
Stella_Omega said:
whaddaya want me to do, baby? You ain't here and she is....

fuck, i don't get it.

I'm just gonna rebuild the carb one more time. You fix a car it stays fixed....
Don't start with me buster, when I was there you were always with that damn car or your buddies and then I catch you making time with the Catwoman. I've warned you about your wandering eyes and hands!!!
You've gone from Steak to Spam.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Don't start with me buster, when I was there you were always with that damn car or your buddies and then I catch you making time with the Catwoman. I've warned you about your wandering eyes and hands!!!
You've gone from Steak to Spam.
*snf*

AAAABS!

Aaaabsy, I want you back!
Please, let me come home, baby...
 
ABSTRUSE said:
shalerhoai sldfkhoweiguge 893alklwekf0ao ldaoie4o!!!!
*That looks a lot like my response to the chain story that I just found out is due tomorrow:)*
 
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