I challenge you...

damppanties · Feb 8, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
God you are such a slut.
I think this story needs its own thread....we need an announcer like the soap operas have...lol.

Well, yes. But just on special occassions.

Oh my! She's going to have her own thread!!! *wipes a little joy tear off the corner of her eye*

*sniff*

Honey123 · Feb 9, 2006

Stop Writing With Goddamn White Letters ~ My Eyes Are Going Crazy!!!!!!!!

zeb1094 · Feb 9, 2006

Honey123 said:
Stop Writing With Goddamn White Letters ~ My Eyes Are Going Crazy!!!!!!!!

You need to Highlight them then by dragging the cursor over them while holding down the right mouse button.

Read what I have here that way....

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

Ok Troozy. Where is it?

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
Ok Troozy. Where is it?

I just got it back from my editor's butchering, now I must tie up the loose ends and submit it.
Bitch. :rose:

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
I just got it back from my editor's butchering, now I must tie up the loose ends and submit it.
Bitch.

You take one whole day for that?

What is the world coming to...

But yay!!!! You're going to post! :nana:

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
You take one whole day for that?
What is the world coming to...

But yay!!!! You're going to post!

Well no, I was sort of ...um....preoccupied.

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Well no, I was sort of ...um....preoccupied.

*raises eyebrow*

Excuses...

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
*raises eyebrow*

Excuses...

You have no powers over me...be gone before someone drops a house on you.

Stella_Omega · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Well no, I was sort of ...um....preoccupied.

That means hair in the shower again...

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
You have no powers over me...be gone before someone drops a house on you.

Stop deluding yourself. We don't want to have to drag you kicking and screaming to some facility.

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
That means hair in the shower again...

Bitch.

Stella_Omega · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Bitch.

I swear I don't know how you grow it so fast...

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
I swear I don't know how you grow it so fast...

I'm part Italian, you know that.

Stella_Omega · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
I'm part Italian, you know that.

Yeah baby and it's my favorit part of you, you know that

But your uncle scares me...

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
Yeah baby and it's my favorit part of you, you know that

But your uncle scares me...

Oh really, is that why you chase after skags like DampyTrampy?

He's back in the state pen, something about racqueteering but he don't know shit about tennis so I don't know why he's in there?

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Oh really, is that why you chase after skags like DampyTrampy?

Stop blaming her. You just don't know how to take care of your woman.

Stella_Omega · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Oh really, is that why you chase after skags like DampyTrampy?

He's back in the state pen, something about racqueteering but he don't know shit about tennis so I don't know why he's in there?

Well that makes me feel better.
Honey, about the only sports that man knows is the wrong end of a baseball bat.
I gotta catch my shift, see you girls later!

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
Stop blaming her. You just don't know how to take care of your woman.

Yea, and you're doing a fine ass job of it, have you seen what you wake up to? At least the 'boy' shaved for me.

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
Well that makes me feel better.
Honey, about the only sports that man knows is the wrong end of a baseball bat.
I gotta catch my shift, see you girls later!

My 'shift', my ass...still using that excuse?

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Yea, and you're doing a fine ass job of it, have you seen what you wake up to? At least the 'boy' shaved for me.

You're just jealous. :cathappy:

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
You're just jealous.

Of you? You're just like an old alley cat that comes beggin for a home and thrills the owner by being able to lick it's own ass. You may wear a collar but you ain't owned.
*finger snap*

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Of you? You're just like an old alley cat that comes beggin for a home and thrills the owner by being able to lick it's own ass. You may wear a collar but you ain't owned.
*finger snap*

Good thing you don't know how those little kittens wriggle their way into the heart. :cattail:

ABSTRUSE · Feb 10, 2006

damppanties said:
Good thing you don't know how those little kittens wriggle their way into the heart.

Listen Catwoman, Stella is just after your pus....tail, not your heart. So you can purr and flutter your eyelids all you want...You'll get laid....that's about it. Oh and you'll get a drag of a cigarette afterwards, maybe a swig of Pepsi too...the fun never ends.

damppanties · Feb 10, 2006

ABSTRUSE said:
Listen Catwoman, Stella is just after your pus....tail, not your heart. So you can purr and flutter your eyelids all you want...You'll get laid....that's about it. Oh and you'll get a drag of a cigarette afterwards, maybe a swig of Pepsi too...the fun never ends.

But that's all I've ever wanted Troozy. I've found my heaven and I'm not letting go. Pffft!

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