Betticus
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LadyAria said:I heard Joan Jett was banging Carmen Electra. I guess everyone loves her.
I wouldn't mind being the creamy middle of that oreo!

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LadyAria said:I heard Joan Jett was banging Carmen Electra. I guess everyone loves her.

Betticus said:I wouldn't mind being the creamy middle of that oreo!![]()
Betticus said:Sounds like you need to have the police have a lil chat with them.
Betticus said:I wouldn't mind being the creamy middle of that oreo!![]()

Toa_lin said:can I b the milk it gets dunked in?![]()
brioche said:Every time I consider it they leave. Then they come back. I try to be understanding about shit, but this was ridiculous. I think they're gone though.
Did you send mega-Domly vibes over here?
I actually talked to two guys who were smoking here the last time they left and asked if there'd be any more shouting, and they apologized when I told them it'd woken me up. They said no, and it was pretty obvious someone was trying to shut them up last time, so I think it's all past. And as I type this they're back. Ke-rist.
Betticus said:bastards!
brioche said:I called the cops. It was really rowdy just before they got here. About 20 people involved. I actually swore on the phone. Then a car took off. The police actually drove past the people at first because they'd all dispersed.
Anyway, it's all settled now. Nice and quiet. I asked them to talk to them even if they weren't fighting because it was the second fight and apparently they did.
I don't really mind the fact that they know that I called. I'd rather they didn't, but living next to the pot dealer has some priveleges. He lets someone take revenge and we mention a thing or two...
Betticus said:Hopefully they will be nice and quiet now.
Betticus said:And the only cure is....
MORE COWBELL!![]()
LadyAria said:What is it with neighbors this week? My neighbors have decided it's the fourth of july and were setting off fireworks all night. I practically live downtown...and houses are not that far apart. Fucking morons are going to burn down someone's house![]()
Xelebes said:*fires up his 808*
Betticus said:Somebody looks preggers in her av!![]()
LadyAria said:Yes, Alpha and I are expecting #2. 33 weeks and counting.![]()
Betticus said:Uh oh! Sounds like trouble.
Betticus said:Congrats!
Also, darn you for messing with my lactation fetish!
Xelebes said:It is a good dose of Buckley's strength cowbell.
Oh Roland, how have you not failed us yet?
LadyAria said:Well, I breast feed my son for a year the first time, so we'll have plenty of time for that![]()

Betticus said:You ever watch robot chicken?
Xelebes said:Sometimes.
Betticus said:And lo, a voice from the heavens spake forth and all men trembled before it. So that all my children may remain humble the prostate I shall place in the ass of man such that the fingers of woman may touch.
I shall bring forth the Betticus who will heed the sirens call of hedonistic joy. And cuddles, hugs and cookies.
(actually that almost made me spew my water on my keyboard)kiten69 said:you make me laugh(actually that almost made me spew my water on my keyboard)