I have a fever. :(

[Toa_lin]

And lo, a voice from the heavens spake forth and all men trembled before it. So that all my children may remain humble the prostate I shall place in the ass of man such that the fingers of woman may touch.

I shall bring forth the Betticus who will heed the sirens call of hedonistic joy. And cuddles, hugs and cookies.

And lo did women heed the call, and thus didst all men become equals, under the power of the prostate that which women's fingers did touch.

 

[Betticus]

And lo did women heed the call, and thus didst all men become equals, under the power of the prostate that which women's fingers did touch.

And there was much celebrating!

 

[Betticus]

I was out camping with some co-eds the other day in the local mountains when we were attacked by the infamous "El Chupacabra".

Actually it was a whole flock of the damned things.

 

[Toa_lin]

I was out camping with some co-eds the other day in the local mountains when we were attacked by the infamous "El Chupacabra".

Actually it was a whole flock of the damned things.

I'm sorry, i wondered where they ran off too....

 

[Betticus]

Good evening. Your dream is here, for I am Betticus.

You think I'm sexy, and your right.
Come a little closer, I won't bite.
I see the love that's in your eyes.
Between my legs, you'll find a prize.
For I am what you're dreaming of,
because I'm Betticus, man of love.

Around the world they call my name.
There's only one of me, what a shame.
We'll roll around in the grass.
You naughty girl, you grab my ass.
I am what you're dreaming of,
I'm Betticus, man of love.

You look so nice, you're so pretty.
Of course, you don't mind I touch your titty.
Spread your legs for I am here,
I'll make my wiener disappear.
I am what you're dreaming of,
I'm Betticus, man of love.

I am what you're dreaming of,
I am Betticus, man of love

 

[Toa_lin]

Good evening. Your dream is here, for I am Betticus.


You think I'm sexy, and your right.
Come a little closer, I won't bite.
I see the love that's in your eyes.
Between my legs, you'll find a prize.
For I am what you're dreaming of,
because I'm Betticus, man of love.

Around the world they call my name.
There's only one of me, what a shame.
We'll roll around in the grass.
You naughty girl, you grab my ass.
I am what you're dreaming of,
I'm Betticus, man of love.

You look so nice, you're so pretty.
Of course, you don't mind I touch your titty.
Spread your legs for I am here,
I'll make my wiener disappear.
I am what you're dreaming of,
I'm Betticus, man of love.

I am what you're dreaming of,
I am Betticus, man of love

Carefull now, cus he just might bite
I suggest you run before you start a fight
He loves to taunt and tease and flirt
thinking it will make you squirt
Is he what you're dreaming of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

Around the world they call his name
But there's a disease that's to blame
Betticus Bullshittus is what it's called
yet somehow you've been enthralled
Sure he's what you're dreaming of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

He likes white under-wear
If he sees it, he'll want to touch you there
He seems just like some ants
Only trying to get in your pants
But if he's what you are dreaming of
Then he is Betticus, a man of love.

 

[kiten69]

I think I could make you spew something else on your keyboard lil girl!

true...I'm drinking soda now...that almost went as well

 

[Betticus]

Carefull now, cus he just might bite
I suggest you run before you start a fight
He loves to taunt and tease and flirt
thinking it will make you squirt
Is he what you're dreaming of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

Around they world they call his name
But there's a disease that's to blame
Betticus Bullshittus is what it's called
yet somehow you've been enthralled
Sure he's what you're dremaing of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

He likes white under-wear
If he sees it, he'll want to touch you there
He seems just like some ants
Only trying to get in your pants
But if he's what you are dreaming of
Then he is Betticus, a man of love.

Heheeheheh

 

[Toa_lin]

true...I'm drinking soda now...that almost went as well

Hehehehe

 

[kiten69]

Carefull now, cus he just might bite
I suggest you run before you start a fight
He loves to taunt and tease and flirt
thinking it will make you squirt
Is he what you're dreaming of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

Around the world they call his name
But there's a disease that's to blame
Betticus Bullshittus is what it's called
yet somehow you've been enthralled
Sure he's what you're dreaming of?
He is Betticus... a man of love?

He likes white under-wear
If he sees it, he'll want to touch you there
He seems just like some ants
Only trying to get in your pants
But if he's what you are dreaming of
Then he is Betticus, a man of love.

LMAO...OMG stop encouraging the man...

 

[Toa_lin]

LMAO...OMG stop encouraging the man...

LOL, if you looked at my slow writings, you'd have noticed I'm more often a poet, so i couldn't help but throw my 2 cents in on it.

 

[kiten69]

LOL, if you looked at my slow writings, you'd have noticed I'm more often a poet, so i couldn't help but throw my 2 cents in on it.

It was very well done !!

 

[Toa_lin]

It was very well done !!

Why thank you, *bows* I'm glad you liked it I hoped it portrayed him well.

 

[Betticus]

OMG I'm so horny! I'm going totally insane here.

 

[Betticus]

Sittin at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this Betticus, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the dooR
not having no idea of what the night had in store
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say whats wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
cause youre the one, and you shouldnt be mad
I wont tell your mama if you dont tell your dad
I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Wont your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

You can say Im desperate, even call me perverted
But you say Im a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
Ill play with your heart just like its a game
Ill be blowing your mind while youre blowing my brains
Im just like that man they call georgie puddin pie
I fuck all the girls and I make em cry
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny.

 

[Toa_lin]

Sittin at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this Betticus, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the dooR
not having no idea of what the night had in store
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say whats wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
cause youre the one, and you shouldnt be mad
I wont tell your mama if you dont tell your dad
I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Wont your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

You can say Im desperate, even call me perverted
But you say Im a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
Ill play with your heart just like its a game
Ill be blowing your mind while youre blowing my brains
Im just like that man they call georgie puddin pie
I fuck all the girls and I make em cry
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny.

Hehehe, i'm going to have to resist the urge to write another poem for this one.... though my fingers are itching to do so.

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Sittin at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this Betticus, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the dooR
not having no idea of what the night had in store
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say whats wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
cause youre the one, and you shouldnt be mad
I wont tell your mama if you dont tell your dad
I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Wont your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

You can say Im desperate, even call me perverted
But you say Im a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
Ill play with your heart just like its a game
Ill be blowing your mind while youre blowing my brains
Im just like that man they call georgie puddin pie
I fuck all the girls and I make em cry
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny.

LOL i love this song

 

[Betticus]

Hehehe, i'm going to have to resist the urge to write another poem for this one.... though my fingers are itching to do so.

I have something that those itchy little fingers can stay busy with!

 

[Betticus]

LOL i love this song

Me too! I like the video, there is a girl that I'd attack and tear the panties off of in it. One of the background dancers.

Her and that girl in your av who you still have yet to box up and mail to me!

 

[Betticus]

It was very well done !!

Why thankyouverymuch!

 

[kiten69]

Why thank you, *bows* I'm glad you liked it I hoped it portrayed him well.

purrrrfectly

 

[Toa_lin]

purrrrfectly

thank you

and I'm sorry Betticus, but my itchy little fingers are already busy playing wiht my pyl

 

[Betticus]

Spank my booty
Come on and spank my booty

When I was kid I was a lazy child
Always skipping school
I was really wild
Poor ol' dad, he went insane
Cause of his little bitch and her love of pain
So my daddy, he spanked my butt
He turned me into his super spanky slut
I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes
He didn't know that he just showed me paradise

Then I met my boyfriend, he was almost eighty five
Crawling on the floor, he knew all about life
I was feeling horny and just couldn't resist
I had to have him beat me with his manly fist
I started bleeding badly
Love at first fight
Since that romantic moment I crawled by his side
But just the other day
I hit him right back
The poor old bastard got himself a heart attack

I'm a little older
Addicted to the whip
When I'm chained to the wall I feel mighty hip
Rings in my nipples, metal in my cheek
I'm the queen of the club
I look really shiek
I need to be whipped
Mmm I love that stuff
A good old fashioned beating
Can't get enough
I still beg my dad
On my bare two knees
I'll crawl daddy
Come and spank me please

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Me too! I like the video, there is a girl that I'd attack and tear the panties off of in it. One of the background dancers.

Her and that girl in your av who you still have yet to box up and mail to me!

*grins* she's shy you know, you may have to convince her to get in the box, i've tried, it's not working me so horny you made me go to youtube to listen to the song and watch the video, figured i'd share

 

[Betticus]

thank you

and I'm sorry Betticus, but my itchy little fingers are already busy playing wiht my pyl

Wha? He won't let you make cookies?