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Pinktacokitty
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I have never given a massage that didn't lead to sompin' naughty......
mulehead61
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IHN been stung by a jellyfish.
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I have never boarded a flight
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I have never been shot (shot at, but not hit 
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I have never done smack.
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I have never been in an ambulance.
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I have never flown a 747 through the plume of an erupting volcano. I swear to God.
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I have never been to France.
fathom7
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I have never been on a 747 to France.
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I have never understood why people who claim to be religious post on porn sites. 
Pinktacokitty
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I have never seen a bear in heels.
Forever_Gemini
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I have never cared for "fancy" food
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Although I've always wanted to try... IHN surfed...
garbage can
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I have never pissed on my right foot.
DeliciousInRed
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I have never been Tied to my Bed......
border_humper
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I have never eaten a piece of cheesecake that quickly before!
I have never heard that line before. lol
border_humper
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It reminds me of a line my dad used a bit. He said we should send him to the old folks home when he started peeing on his shoes. ... We didn't listen, though. (We didn't send him until much later.
) It reminds me of a line my dad used a bit. He said we should send him to the old folks home when he started peeing on his shoes. ... We didn't listen, though. (We didn't send him until much later.
LMAO...that's terrible...
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IHN ... had sex at the office ... but I'm dying to try
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