I know I will regret this..................

[Kajira Callista]

LOL!!!!

 

[alice_underneath]

Backatcha

 

[Kajira Callista]

Backatcha

 

[Evil_Geoff]

... my personal opinion is that brief safety tips are responsible

Today's responsible safety tip:

When doing fireplay, have a fire extinguisher or bucket of sand handy. A bucket of water is not a bad idea either.

 

[graceanne]

Today's responsible safety tip:

When doing fireplay, have a fire extinguisher or bucket of sand handy. A bucket of water is not a bad idea either.

Having aloe vera gel is a good idea, too.

 

[Purple Sage]

Today's responsible safety tip:

When doing fireplay, have a fire extinguisher or bucket of sand handy. A bucket of water is not a bad idea either.

Of course, if you're doing fireplay and electric play, the bucket of water is not recommended.

 

[alice_underneath]

Of course, if you're doing fireplay and electric play, the bucket of water is not recommended.

Very witty, Mr. Sage.

A random safety tip on a random safety tip..... LOL!! That's even funnier than the scissors post....

 

[Purple Sage]

Very witty, Mr. Sage.

A random safety tip on a random safety tip..... LOL!! That's even funnier than the scissors post....

Thanks. I'm just wondering if rebecca is regretting this yet...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Thanks. I'm just wondering if rebecca is regretting this yet...

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"

For what is a submissive , what has she got?
If not herself, then she has naught
To say the things she truly feels ,not empty words and mindless kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!

Yes, it was my way

You people are sooooooo lazy I disappear off a Thread for awhile come back there are mangy looking stray cats living in the dungeon all kinds of nasties .......ewwwwwww........ least Evil Geoff Sir kept the fires out for now......smiles @}-}rebecca----

 

[Purple Sage]

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"

For what is a submissive , what has she got?
If not herself, then she has naught
To say the things she truly feels ,not empty words and mindless kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!

Yes, it was my way

You people are sooooooo lazy I disappear off a Thread for awhile come back there are mangy looking stray cats living in the dungeon all kinds of nasties .......ewwwwwww........ least Evil Geoff Sir kept the fires out for now......smiles @}-}rebecca----

Ooh, and she sings, too!

 

[alice_underneath]

FRANK SINATRA?!?

AHHHHHHH!!!

* nails screeching down the smooth black surface *

* alice rolling in agony on the floor *

Clever twist at the end there, but... You... you.... you SADIST, Rebecca!!!!

OMG.... this thread needs some decent music, before that cloying voice gets stuck in anyone's head!

Let's see.....

Here we go......

In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on highway 9,
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
and steppin' out over the line
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
`Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
and strap your hands across my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
Will you walk with me out on the wire
`Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if love is wild
girl I want to know if love is real

Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
but there's no place left to hide
Together Wendy we'll live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl I don't know when
we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go
and we'll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us
baby we were born to run

ahhhhhhhhhh (in a good way)

 

[alice_underneath]

Here's one for Mr. Sage (in case your name doesn't refer to salvia).....

Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

The judge don't know when Red's in town
He keeps well hidden underground
But everybody's acting lazy
Falling out and hangin' 'round

My woman said, "Hey Pedro
you're actin' crazy like a clown"
Nobody feels like working
Panama Red is back in town

Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

Everybody's looking out for him
'Cause they know Red's satisfies
Little girls love to listen to him
Sing and tell sweet lies

But when things get too confusing, honey
You're better off in bed
And I'll be searching all the joints in town for
Panama Red

Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

to
contemplate...............

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

to assist contemplation..........






.

 

[alice_underneath]

to
contemplate...............

* sits patiently, waiting for Miss Rebecca to elucidate..... *

In the meantime....

Happy Australia Day

 

[alice_underneath]

world news tonight....

Cockies , thongs , mark Australia Day

January 26, 2006

FROM cockroach races to thong throwing [please, Miss Rebecca, say you didn't!] and flag waving, the ways in which Australians celebrate Australia Day today will be as diverse as the nation itself.

More than 13 million people are expected to celebrate Australia Day, whether it be with quirky events, fireworks, concerts and officialdom or just a barbecue for family and friends.

Some of the more unusual activities around the country include a ute competition in Adelaide with prizes for Town Ute, Vintage/Restored Ute and the Hunks Ute.

There will be the Great Dummy Spitting Championship, Great Aussie Thong Throw and Great Aussie Breakfast Eating Competition during a beach party in the South Australian town of Whyalla.

The Queensland town of Gympie will have a country-style carnival including a country of origin dress-up contest, while Brisbanites can tip their hats to Captain Cook with the famous cockroach races at the city's Story Bridge Hotel.

Melbourne will hold a birthday cake cutting ceremony for everyone born on January 26, while Sydney's Hyde Park will be transformed into the city's main celebration venue with live music, food and information stalls.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17943662%5E1702,00.html

 

[alice_underneath]

to assist contemplation..........

LOL.......

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

* sits patiently, waiting for Miss Rebecca to elucidate..... *

In the meantime....

Happy Australia Day

awww thanks Miss Alice....we have Opera on the beach across from us tonight and fireworks .......reaches for meditation shawl and returns to mantra..

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/yinyang03.gif

The Discourse on Loving-kindness.​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Cockies , thongs , mark Australia Day

January 26, 2006

to thong throwing [please, Miss Rebecca, say you didn't!]

ALL THONGS ~ ALL RUBBER
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/thongrubber.jpg

sheeesh..........extinguishes incense in Champagne bucket.....puts down lamb cutlet (served rare).....okay then and which one did I fling/throw today ?​

 

[alice_underneath]

ALL THONGS ~ ALL RUBBER
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/thongrubber.jpg

sheeesh..........extinguishes incense in Champagne bucket.....puts down lamb cutlet (served rare).....okay then and which one did I fling/throw today ?​

Oh, I am laughing so hard right now!!!!

Where I live:

#1 ia a flip-flop

#2 is ...... well, I actually have no idea what that is. I have never seen anything like that before! It looks terribly uncomfortable, though, doesn't it?

#3 is a thong. (Do they really make them in rubber?!? ewww....)

#4 is a picture of flip-flops with heels.

What do they toss in the Great Aussie Thong Throw???

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

What do they toss in the Great Aussie Thong Throw???

I will reveal all ( not quite all actually ) in time Grasshopper


Alice pay attention I am officially a Guru now ​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Introducing Madama Mini Topic

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/MadamaMiniTopic.jpg

Please permit me to introduce you to Madama Mini Topic, she has come forth from fated contemplation to assist in serving very nice green tea and polite conversation. She may kneel before us but she does not kneel for us. When Madama Mini Topic shuffles delightfully into this thread she may be seeking the wisdom of others or hoping to invite a different discourse in the world of BDSM. To define her input here her AV will be available at the start of new conversation and her contributions printed in red​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Madama Mini Topic 1

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/MadamaMiniTopic.jpg

Can Ds relationships exist without sex ? Respectfully your thoughts please.......bows ​

 

[FurryFury]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/MadamaMiniTopic.jpg

Can Ds relationships exist without sex ? Respectfully your thoughts please.......bows ​

Yes, I think it can, but it's not as much fun for me to think about if it doesn't include SEX!!! I want SEX!!! Now!!! Soon at least!!!

Luckily I'm off to a honeymoon cottage this afternoon for SEX!!!

I have a dozen roses too, you know why? To see what getting spanked will them will be like! If he will agree to spank me with them!

*giggles*

Oh I have ideas for this night and many more for SEX!!!

Fury

 

[DVS]

Yes, I think it can, but it's not as much fun for me to think about if it doesn't include SEX!!! I want SEX!!! Now!!! Soon at least!!!

Luckily I'm off to a honeymoon cottage this afternoon for SEX!!!

I have a dozen roses too, you know why? To see what getting spanked will them will be like! If he will agree to spank me with them!

*giggles*

Oh I have ideas for this night and many more for SEX!!!

Fury

Some shops actually remove the thorns before delivery. Best check to be sure yours come as nature intended. I assume that's what you had in mind for your behind?