"I seek like minded individuals"
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Just to show what a good sport I am... my current literotica.com personal is here...
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=326086
and with 61 views and no replies (at least two of those views being mine and one other being karen's....) maybe some advice on how to change it to attract some more people... and if you guys would like to troll me, throw rocks, laugh, point fingers, make rude comments, i probably deserve it after all the teasing I've done... so go ahead...
<prepares self>
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=326086
and with 61 views and no replies (at least two of those views being mine and one other being karen's....) maybe some advice on how to change it to attract some more people... and if you guys would like to troll me, throw rocks, laugh, point fingers, make rude comments, i probably deserve it after all the teasing I've done... so go ahead...
<prepares self>
TaintedB
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SkylineBlue said:
I can tell you right off why you don't have more than 61 views. People choose to read threads by what the titles say. Your title doesn't give the reader any idea if you are male or female and that is pretty important in a personals area. Probably a lot of the guys are assuming you are another guy, and so skipping the ad. That would be my guess anyway.
edit: suggest as an experiment you post the identical ad with an identical title except put "female" after "quirky" in the title, and then see how many views you get!
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I've been a bad girl..
I found the following ad:
"What can I say I'm a aggressive intelligent male.* I'm not picky about who I chat with and like to just get into peoples heads sometimes.* It is interesting to see what*people think.* I am still working on experinceSorry for the shitty photo. "
and sent the following message:
"The photo isn't shitty - it's in focus, it's color corrected and there are no obvious women cut out of it, you know, say an ex-wife on your wedding day or your prom date from ten years ago. The glare is a little intimidating though but I like your shirt so that makes up for it.. I would suggest improving it by either smiling or wearing a really fuzzy orange angora sweater.
Moslty though, your ad makes me want to make some sort of smart-ass reply, the kind that normally gets me into trouble. The sort of comment (like the angroa sweater thing) that would get me a spanking. Not sure why, I think it was your saying you like to know what people think and that you like to get into their heads. Which brings to mind odd images of a door just behind the ear. It also raises the question if you're one of those types that likes to fuck with people's heads and just be an argumentive creep - that's probably why you switch? So you can be spanked for the smart ass comments you make. Explains the glare and crossed arms over the chest, very defensive pose - not aggressive - if you want to seem more aggressive, I suggest leaning forward slightly and raising an eyebrow in a sort of challenging way. Hands on hips as if waiting for a reply.
How do you like Columbia? I just sent my resume to a firm or two there."
I would like to point out the undue sarcasm I used in hopes of luring this particular man and also the random change of topic at the end, which sort of gives off the vibe that I'm A- blonde (sorry) or B- have Terrets.There is also the fact that I sort of insult him, make fun of him and than ask for his advice - I'm testing some theories on switches and have sent out half a dozen emails today to men in the Carolinas, each tailored to the male in question and each using a different kind of approach so we'll see what the results are and I thought this one might bring tears of hilarity to your ears and also bring to light that even those of us who are criticing other's ads or those messages we get - are sometimes quilty of rash messages ourselves
<sigh>
I found the following ad:
"What can I say I'm a aggressive intelligent male.* I'm not picky about who I chat with and like to just get into peoples heads sometimes.* It is interesting to see what*people think.* I am still working on experinceSorry for the shitty photo. "
and sent the following message:
"The photo isn't shitty - it's in focus, it's color corrected and there are no obvious women cut out of it, you know, say an ex-wife on your wedding day or your prom date from ten years ago. The glare is a little intimidating though but I like your shirt so that makes up for it.. I would suggest improving it by either smiling or wearing a really fuzzy orange angora sweater.
Moslty though, your ad makes me want to make some sort of smart-ass reply, the kind that normally gets me into trouble. The sort of comment (like the angroa sweater thing) that would get me a spanking. Not sure why, I think it was your saying you like to know what people think and that you like to get into their heads. Which brings to mind odd images of a door just behind the ear. It also raises the question if you're one of those types that likes to fuck with people's heads and just be an argumentive creep - that's probably why you switch? So you can be spanked for the smart ass comments you make. Explains the glare and crossed arms over the chest, very defensive pose - not aggressive - if you want to seem more aggressive, I suggest leaning forward slightly and raising an eyebrow in a sort of challenging way. Hands on hips as if waiting for a reply.
How do you like Columbia? I just sent my resume to a firm or two there."
I would like to point out the undue sarcasm I used in hopes of luring this particular man and also the random change of topic at the end, which sort of gives off the vibe that I'm A- blonde (sorry) or B- have Terrets.There is also the fact that I sort of insult him, make fun of him and than ask for his advice - I'm testing some theories on switches and have sent out half a dozen emails today to men in the Carolinas, each tailored to the male in question and each using a different kind of approach so we'll see what the results are and I thought this one might bring tears of hilarity to your ears and also bring to light that even those of us who are criticing other's ads or those messages we get - are sometimes quilty of rash messages ourselves
<sigh>
SweetDommes
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OMG skyline - you really are a troll now 
go you!
go you!
SweetDommes said:OMG skyline - you really are a troll now
go you!
<does dr. evil dance>
it's my birthday
... i also sent a one line message to some dude who claimed to be a true switch.... message read as follows, "What, in your estimation, is a "true" switch?"
SweetDommes
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SkylineBlue said:
I messaged a guy who was looking for either a new Domme to learn with or a true domme ... I asked him why a "True Domme" couldn't also be a new one? Everyone has to start some time, afterall ... he changed his profile the next day LOL
i just got the reply from the orange sweater guy...
<sighs, slumps shoulders>
... the guy didn't figure out at all that I was being goofy or sarcastic or humorous - i got a really dry and serious response.
WHAT THE HELL!!!
Where are all the switches/doms with the quirky senses of humor?!?!
I would also like to add that he made no response of any sort to my spanking comments - do you guys know any doms/switches/subs that would be able to gloss over offers of spankings without some sort of reply or at least acknowledgement - unless it was one of those obvious, torturing devices.
still... <sigh>
<sighs, slumps shoulders>
... the guy didn't figure out at all that I was being goofy or sarcastic or humorous - i got a really dry and serious response.
WHAT THE HELL!!!
Where are all the switches/doms with the quirky senses of humor?!?!
I would also like to add that he made no response of any sort to my spanking comments - do you guys know any doms/switches/subs that would be able to gloss over offers of spankings without some sort of reply or at least acknowledgement - unless it was one of those obvious, torturing devices.
still... <sigh>
snowy ciara
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OMFG... Please please tell me that one of you people is using an alt and messin' with me....
"Dear little one,
I noticed from your post on the touching thread in the bdsm forum that you have issues with intimacy. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Master Wieniehead (name changed to protect the stupid). While I am a tough and exacting Master, I am something of a sexual healer. I specialize in healing broken subs.....
As my submissive, you will learn to embrace your body and to make love with ease and pleasure, no, with eagerness. You will learn to curb that wild nature, to watch that sharp little tongue or face the consequences. You will learn to please me utterly and have no other cares in your life. I will take away your fears and concerns and teach you to be the sex kitten you've always dreamed of...
I am well known in X community and will be glad to send you verifiable information..."
So he mentions a metro area close by to me. I asked him for verifiable references. He claims to be on the board of a bdsm social club that I've visited! I've been to munches with them, seminars there. No parties, but anyway. I told him that I am familiar with the club he mentions and mentioned that that last time I heard, the person in the chair position he claims to have is a femsub and has held that position ever since the club organized 4 years ago... I did give the one board member I know fairly well a heads up that this HNG was being stupid and trying to convince people he was on their board.
His reply....
"Don't toy with me little girl. I KNOW what I'm talking about. You need my assistance if you ever wish to be a true submissive. Little girls who talk back to their betters deserve what they get."
Thanks for playing chum. We have a lovely kick in the ass parting gift for you. No, that wasn't a typo; it was a lovely kick in the ass. And if you should happen to see my betters out there, say hey as you sail on past. Etoile, I was going to send him your name as he appears to be a member of the true sub clique, but then I decided I'd wait 'til I had a "true Dominate" to share with you.
"Dear little one,
I noticed from your post on the touching thread in the bdsm forum that you have issues with intimacy. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Master Wieniehead (name changed to protect the stupid). While I am a tough and exacting Master, I am something of a sexual healer. I specialize in healing broken subs.....
As my submissive, you will learn to embrace your body and to make love with ease and pleasure, no, with eagerness. You will learn to curb that wild nature, to watch that sharp little tongue or face the consequences. You will learn to please me utterly and have no other cares in your life. I will take away your fears and concerns and teach you to be the sex kitten you've always dreamed of...
I am well known in X community and will be glad to send you verifiable information..."
So he mentions a metro area close by to me. I asked him for verifiable references. He claims to be on the board of a bdsm social club that I've visited! I've been to munches with them, seminars there. No parties, but anyway. I told him that I am familiar with the club he mentions and mentioned that that last time I heard, the person in the chair position he claims to have is a femsub and has held that position ever since the club organized 4 years ago... I did give the one board member I know fairly well a heads up that this HNG was being stupid and trying to convince people he was on their board.
His reply....
"Don't toy with me little girl. I KNOW what I'm talking about. You need my assistance if you ever wish to be a true submissive. Little girls who talk back to their betters deserve what they get."
Thanks for playing chum. We have a lovely kick in the ass parting gift for you. No, that wasn't a typo; it was a lovely kick in the ass. And if you should happen to see my betters out there, say hey as you sail on past. Etoile, I was going to send him your name as he appears to be a member of the true sub clique, but then I decided I'd wait 'til I had a "true Dominate" to share with you.
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Speaking of idiots - a message I got today from a 24 year old male (when my profile clearly states I am looking for LADIES ONLY):
"Hello how r u cutie? im a younger guy who would love to be friends and lovers, would you be interested? you look very sexy hun and like alot of fun"
I let Master loose on this one:
"Why would i be interested in you, obviously you can't read as I'm only after ladies & not snotty nosed kids who think they are just what every lady wants well your sadly mistaken, if an ad says NO GUYS, NO MALES, NO MEN it means dickheads like you. Have a nice day!"
His reply??
"wateva"
"Hello how r u cutie? im a younger guy who would love to be friends and lovers, would you be interested? you look very sexy hun and like alot of fun"
I let Master loose on this one:
"Why would i be interested in you, obviously you can't read as I'm only after ladies & not snotty nosed kids who think they are just what every lady wants well your sadly mistaken, if an ad says NO GUYS, NO MALES, NO MEN it means dickheads like you. Have a nice day!"
His reply??
"wateva"
~hellbaby~
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A question, what do you find most annoying in the ads you read? Why is it professional intelligent men cannot capitalize the personal pronoun "I"? That right there stops me from reading anymore.Am I being too picky? How come its so difficult to find someone to spank you and spell correctly?
Here's *~"I'm not a status oriented person. I believe the best things in life are almost free -"~*
in other words 'we're going to Mc donalds and we're going dutch!'
Here's *~"I'm not a status oriented person. I believe the best things in life are almost free -"~*
in other words 'we're going to Mc donalds and we're going dutch!'
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witcha
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Who is your daddy?
I am!
I want to be your daddy and you to be my good little girl and my slut. I am looking for a wife, since your are from poland and I live in california, usa you would need to be my wife to stay here. I am looking for long term relationship/marriage. You could go to school and continue your education. I will alos teach you how to be a proper little girl. Look at my profile and answer me.
That's ohh soo romantic..ads like that kinda make me want to turn off my profile..
I am!
I want to be your daddy and you to be my good little girl and my slut. I am looking for a wife, since your are from poland and I live in california, usa you would need to be my wife to stay here. I am looking for long term relationship/marriage. You could go to school and continue your education. I will alos teach you how to be a proper little girl. Look at my profile and answer me.
That's ohh soo romantic..ads like that kinda make me want to turn off my profile..
cellis said:
The whole daddy thing gives me the willies anyhow.... but this makes me think of some beer-bellied wife-beater wearing hill billy named Earl - not the kind that cows women into believin they're inferior - but the kind that calls his wife momma and thinks classy means tuckin his shirt in.
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cellis said:
*Sigh* Damn...I wish I thought you were kidding......
The fucked up spring eternal
