"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[HeavyBalls]

I think my positive feelings towards poutine help...

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I don't recall specifying money

Just saying food for thought

personally I thought he through out a bazinga

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Apparently I’d get more if I put salsa on everything instead of ketchup.

I actually put salsa on everything instead of ketchup and I'm not sure it helps in the lit dick or lit pussy area. Especially with it being spicy and all.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m actually about 50/50 on salsa/ketchup. I’ll put it this way: when I use salsa, my inbox nearly explodes. How do they know, Justa? How do they know?!

well damn, I don't know. I can assure you my salsa intake in no way affects my box. Now, posting something raunchy, that affects my box. Are you sharing your salsa with other litster?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I actually put salsa on everything instead of ketchup and I'm not sure it helps in the lit dick or lit pussy area. Especially with it being spicy and all.

More of a hot sauce fan here. Sriracha, Cholula, hell even Tabasco or maybe one of 30 bottles I have in house that are mostly gifts from friends.

 

[Bry1313]

well damn, I don't know. I can assure you my salsa intake in no way affects my box. Now, posting something raunchy, that affects my box. Are you sharing your salsa with other litster?

Talk salsa to me baby.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Talk salsa to me baby.

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

Roasted Tomatillo salsa is where its at.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Come to think of it, it’s probably the salsa-covered dick picks I post in the Rampant Poles thread that does it.

Gawd I hope it‘s the extra hot salsa!

 

[Bry1313]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

Ok, I don’t know about anyone else here but im completely turned on now.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok, I don’t know about anyone else here but im completely turned on now.

it was the way I typed pineapple, wasn't it?

 

[Bry1313]

it was the way I typed pineapple, wasn't it?

Literally all of it

 

[THROBBS]

mmmmm...
salsa

 

[Series 6]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

Thinking I am going to make my turkey meatloaf recipe with salsa this weekend....

 

[VoraciousValue]

If I participated more in audio threads

If I showed my cock more. Seriously. Those of you who've seen it will probably agree.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I think I would get more pussy on Lit if I wasnt already getting so much from my real life side piece.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think I’d get more dick on lit if I responded to my PM’s and didn’t friend zone everyone.

 

[stressedsubject]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if the age gap wasn't such a barrier

 

[Photog1rl]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if the age gap wasn't such a barrier

I feel like you’ve got to be doing pretty ok. You’ve got good game.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if the age gap wasn't such a barrier

Are you saying that being cougar bait is not working for you? Are you sure you are doing it right?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think I would get more Lit dick if I lowered my prices

 

[positiveflirt]

I think I'd get more if I just spoke about horror films constantly, and maybe drew some corresponding pictures!

 

[Series 6]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if the age gap wasn't such a barrier

I don't think people care about that here on Lit. Somewhere, there's a thread asking what the biggest age difference was between you and a partner.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think I'd get more if I just spoke about horror films constantly, and maybe drew some corresponding pictures!

When the scary bits come up could you stick something in my mouth to stop me from screaming?

 

[positiveflirt]

When the scary bits come up could you stick something in my mouth to stop me from screaming?

Just bury your head in my.. shoulder. It'll all be fine I promise