"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[PenetratingIntelligence]

As long as your aim isn’t hit and miss, you should be ok

No ma’am. My arrow always plunges deep and true

 

[THROBBS]

I'd get more (some) LIT pussy if I was George Clooney.

Yeah, yeah, I know — "George is not my type", but one purrrfect pussy is plenty.

 

[ydahecnot]

…if I weren’t so busy

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd get more (some) LIT pussy if I was George Clooney.

Yeah, yeah, I know — "George is not my type", but one purrrfect pussy is plenty.

Lol I think he may have had his day. I have no idea what the current cheese cake is however.

 

[THROBBS]

Lol I think he may have had his day. I have no idea what the current cheese cake is however.

Oh he is still delish enough to entice "more" LIT pussy than I am getting.

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh he is still delish enough to entice "more" LIT pussy than I am getting.

Join the club

 

[THROBBS]

Join the club

"Join"!?
I am the flounder!

That being said (sad) —
I'd get more LIT pussy if I was not such a negative ninny and so self depreciating.
My take on women (and men) — people, is the they/we are attracted to positivity, confidence and humor, not "woe is me".

 

[thefishfryer]

"Join"!?
I am the flounder!

That being said (sad) —
I'd get more LIT pussy if I was not such a negative ninny and so self depreciating.
My take on women (and men) — people, is the they/we are attracted to positivity, confidence and humor, not "woe is me".

Well that's me screwed, or Not.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'd get more (some) LIT pussy if I was George Clooney.

Yeah, yeah, I know — "George is not my type", but one purrrfect pussy is plenty.

Does George have a perfect pussy?

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Does George have a perfect pussy?

He does… her name is Amal…

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, there is an Amber heat warning...

...sounds like someone was a Bay City Rollers fan in her formative years...

...will Hugh Grant do?

Adding floppy hair into the sexy mix? I might need a lie down this afternoon to deal with the moist Amber heat (and I might play a little bit of BCR in the background)

 

[AmberLGreen]

…if I weren’t so busy

I should be getting more Lit dick with you being so busy

Oops!

I would be getting more Lit dick if you weren’t so busy

 

[thefishfryer]

Adding floppy hair into the sexy mix? I might need a lie down this afternoon to deal with the moist Amber heat (and I might play a little bit of BCR in the background)

Would like to see that, but , the soundtrack might put me off

 

[MissPennyLane]

If I'd stop being such a horrible tease and let anyone have half a chance of actually getting somewhere with me

 

[kentuckymtnman]

If I'd stop being such a horrible tease and let anyone have half a chance of actually getting somewhere with me

Was that you in my ears and in my eyes?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Would like to see that, but , the soundtrack might put me off

It could be a

Summerlove sensation

Or

Shang-A-Lang (as you play with your wang)

 

[thefishfryer]

If I'd stop being such a horrible tease and let anyone have half a chance of actually getting somewhere with me

Tease me.

 

[MissPennyLane]

Was that you in my ears and in my eyes?

*Rolls eyes so hard into the back of my head* sorry, I just really regret my brand choice now

 

[MissPennyLane]

Tease me.

You couldn't afford it babe

 

[AmberLGreen]

You couldn't afford it babe

You mean it’s more than a penny?

 

[kentuckymtnman]

*Rolls eyes so hard into the back of my head* sorry, I just really regret my brand choice now

Lol it’s a great song though… and I apologize for being completely unoriginal.

 

[saintcero]

ITIGMLD/PIO you people would lower your standards, expectations, hopes and dreams.

Poor eyesight wouldn’t hurt either

 

[thefishfryer]

It could be a

Summerlove sensation

Or

Shang-A-Lang (as you play with your wang)

God help me. How about the flower duet from Lakmé?

 

[13Fantasies]

If I participated more in audio threads

 

[thefishfryer]

You couldn't afford it babe

What's cash got to do with it?