"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[SexyVita]

if I was better with people

Practice makes perfect!

And a literary take (from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen):

Mr. Darcy: I have not that talent which some possess, of conversing easily with strangers.

Elizabeth Bennet, sitting at the pianoforte: I do not play this instrument so well as I should wish to, but I have always supposed that to be my own fault, because I would not take the trouble of practicing.

 

[SexyVita]

I think I'd get more if I didn't try to get to know folks and just e-boned and left

Are you insinuating that once people get to know you they don't want to fuck you?

 

[SexyVita]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

Just on my way out to buy a seperate refrigerator just for salsa! BRB!

 

[Cat]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

.... Uhm.... So.... Do you share those recipes?

I mean, yeah yeah.. dicks are great, but.. they are not salsa!!

 

[positiveflirt]

I mean, yeah yeah.. dicks are great, but.. they are not salsa!!

They.. aren't? oh my god this explains everything. I have a lot of apologies to make

 

[Sundayschild]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

I dunno. That was pretty arousing.... *fans self

 

[barefootgirl69]

You know what, I will, because I love salsa. It is he best condiment. It is healthy, low calorie, and highly versatile. There is a salsa for everything. First, pick from tomatoes or tomatillos. Then it can go sweet with peaches, pineapples, or pomegranates. tangy with mango, lime, orange, or grapefruit. savory with corn, beans, peas, or avocado. spicy with jalapenos, habaneros, serranoes, guajilloes, hatch, and on and on. And we haven't even begun to talk the spice profile from cilantro, to ginger, to cumin, to garlic, to onion powder, to cocoa, to chili powder. Salsa is fucking awesome. You can have it with everything, and you could eat it every day and still have it be completely different every day. There is even fucking pickle salsa.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't spend my time on lit talking about fucking salsa.

Fucking salsa might sting a bit. Those jalapeños aren't fun, trust me. Unless you're into that type of thing.

 

[SexyVita]

They.. aren't? oh my god this explains everything. I have a lot of apologies to make

Note to self: Ask for salsa at PF's parties.

 

[Sundayschild]

Fucking salsa might sting a bit. Those jalapeños aren't fun, trust me. Unless you're into that type of thing.

I thought you were into that sort of thing..? Better return the crate of hot sauce then

 

[13Fantasies]

If I had a booth to give out samples like a sexy Costco or something

 

[Cat]

Fucking salsa might sting a bit. Those jalapeños aren't fun, trust me. Unless you're into that type of thing.

.... Oh....

New plan:
When I have lured the recipes from @Justadesperatewifeandmom .. I definitely need to do some kitchen duty with @barefootgirl69 .. yup!!

It sounds like, I need to learn some tricks.

 

[Bry1313]

I’d get more Lit pussy if people didn’t think I had a think for ketchup filled sandwiches.

 

[KinkStevens]

If I posted a real profile pic and said less crass things…but I got to be me

 

[GabbyDebarres]

I'd get more if I turned my PMs on but I'm fine the the current status quo.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd get more if I turned my PMs on but I'm fine the the current status quo.

I'm sure you are right. I might be tempted.

 

[thefishfryer]

I might get more if I initiated a few more PMs

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm trying my best out here PG. But, there is always room for improvement.

I think being cougar bait is working. But, it could be worker better. Thus resulting in more pussy on Lit.

*All in all Nebs mentioned pms in mentoring a cub (who was not me) so clearly I could be doing better

I think I'd be getting more pussy on Lit if I pm'd first more but, I hardly ever send the first message. Also I only think this is about half true.

ah. yeah, you should probably try messaging more.

However, I have found myself to be unsure of cougar protocol and pondering it quite a bit lately. Like, being female, I have become accustomed to waiting for a man to talk to me. However, I'd think a young man would be unlikely to approach an older woman. The one time it happened to me, I didn't realize he was hitting on me, until I did, then I ended up laughing so hard I fell out of my chair, then apologizing profusely. I'd be highly suspect of a young man approaching me, and make sure I know where my wallet is. So, if I say, went to a college bar, and I expect them to ignore me. But if I try to talk to them, could I scare them because they think they are about to get scolded, or creep them out being their mom's age and all. What is cougar introduction protocol? Obviously real world is way more complex than lit, but it may be customary for cougars to make the first move

Fucking salsa might sting a bit. Those jalapeños aren't fun, trust me. Unless you're into that type of thing.

Well, I am a rebel with a bit of a daredevil streak.

.... Uhm.... So.... Do you share those recipes?

I mean, yeah yeah.. dicks are great, but.. they are not salsa!!

I share the stores and restaurants Hum, maybe I'd get more dick on lit if I wasn't the type who thought "wow I'd like something really tonight. Where should I order it from?"

 

[stressedsubject]

ah. yeah, you should probably try messaging more.

However, I have found myself to be unsure of cougar protocol and pondering it quite a bit lately. Like, being female, I have become accustomed to waiting for a man to talk to me. However, I'd think a young man would be unlikely to approach an older woman. The one time it happened to me, I didn't realize he was hitting on me, until I did, then I ended up laughing so hard I fell out of my chair, then apologizing profusely. I'd be highly suspect of a young man approaching me, and make sure I know where my wallet is. So, if I say, went to a college bar, and I expect them to ignore me. But if I try to talk to them, could I scare them because they think they are about to get scolded, or creep them out being their mom's age and all. What is cougar introduction protocol? Obviously real world is way more complex than lit, but it may be customary for cougars to make the first move

I probably should message more. Honestly I get surprised when other people message me.

As for cougar introduction protocol in my head, cougars hunt right? But, I guess guys could hunt or at least try to subdue a cougar

I think if you went to a college bar Justa there would be guys interested. Would any of them be bold enough to walk up to you. Maybe half. If anything there is probably a group of guys talking about you and one suggesting that he's going to go up to you. His buddies egging him on and he backs out claiming he was "just joking" but he really wanted you. Then I guess its up to you to take him seriously. Maybe try to be more aware of some body language from some of the younger guys. But, I'm sure if one walks up to you I would just assume they are interested. If they're not no harm no foul. If they are well you do as you please. At least for me I do notice a lot of hot moms mainly at work other times out (Costco/Target). But, I think the "hunt" can be initiated both ways.

 

[SixShooter14]

ah. yeah, you should probably try messaging more.

However, I have found myself to be unsure of cougar protocol and pondering it quite a bit lately. Like, being female, I have become accustomed to waiting for a man to talk to me. However, I'd think a young man would be unlikely to approach an older woman. The one time it happened to me, I didn't realize he was hitting on me, until I did, then I ended up laughing so hard I fell out of my chair, then apologizing profusely. I'd be highly suspect of a young man approaching me, and make sure I know where my wallet is. So, if I say, went to a college bar, and I expect them to ignore me. But if I try to talk to them, could I scare them because they think they are about to get scolded, or creep them out being their mom's age and all. What is cougar introduction protocol? Obviously real world is way more complex than lit, but it may be customary for cougars to make the first move

Well, I am a rebel with a bit of a daredevil streak.


I share the stores and restaurants Hum, maybe I'd get more dick on lit if I wasn't the type who thought "wow I'd like something really tonight. Where should I order it from?"

The trouble I've had IRL is that many/most women of cougar age are married and not looking. In fact every cougar I've ever met at the bars was just having a night out while their husband (insert uninteresting activity here)

I've still flirted and drank and sang with them, sometimes we would be dancing and grinding a bit. But it was always just having fun at the bar. Maybe I should push a few to get naughtier and see what happens, but it's an awfully small town to be pissing people off.... So I stay respectful.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd prolly get more if I had the slightest idea of how to e-bone.

Ignore the drama and the angst and the bad experiences where people and digital sex are concerned, every time I've tried it I just feel like a drunken otter in an empty kiddie pool. I have no idea how I got there, what to do, or why everyone is looking at me.

 

[SixShooter14]

I'd prolly get more if I had the slightest idea of how to e-bone.

Ignore the drama and the angst and the bad experiences where people and digital sex are concerned, every time I've tried it I just feel like a drunken otter in an empty kiddie pool. I have no idea how I got there, what to do, or why everyone is looking at me.

It's awkward at first. But a good session where all parties are involved(whether it be 2 or more) is very fun. But I've found in most cases, it's 1 party doing 90% of the scene painting and action describing and the other just reacting or less. But that can be fun too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I probably should message more. Honestly I get surprised when other people message me.

As for cougar introduction protocol in my head, cougars hunt right? But, I guess guys could hunt or at least try to subdue a cougar

I think if you went to a college bar Justa there would be guys interested. Would any of them be bold enough to walk up to you. Maybe half. If anything there is probably a group of guys talking about you and one suggesting that he's going to go up to you. His buddies egging him on and he backs out claiming he was "just joking" but he really wanted you. Then I guess its up to you to take him seriously. Maybe try to be more aware of some body language from some of the younger guys. But, I'm sure if one walks up to you I would just assume they are interested. If they're not no harm no foul. If they are well you do as you please. At least for me I do notice a lot of hot moms mainly at work other times out (Costco/Target). But, I think the "hunt" can be initiated both ways.

yeah, I don't know. I really don't. When I was that young the only reason I ended up dating men THAT old was he didn't hit on me. He was just around a lot, as a friend, being all funny, until he started looking good to me and I started testing the flirting/friendship boundaries. Had they expressed interest in me, I'd have been weirded out because they have no business perving on me, I am young enough to be your daughter type of deal.

The trouble I've had IRL is that many/most women of cougar age are married and not looking. In fact every cougar I've ever met at the bars was just having a night out while their husband (insert uninteresting activity here)

I've still flirted and drank and sang with them, sometimes we would be dancing and grinding a bit. But it was always just having fun at the bar. Maybe I should push a few to get naughtier and see what happens, but it's an awfully small town to be pissing people off.... So I stay respectful.

the dreaded cougar costume, damn.

I'd prolly get more if I had the slightest idea of how to e-bone.

Ignore the drama and the angst and the bad experiences where people and digital sex are concerned, every time I've tried it I just feel like a drunken otter in an empty kiddie pool. I have no idea how I got there, what to do, or why everyone is looking at me.

does anyone really? I myself lean hard on video and things they've said the want to hear.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

If I lived closer to most lit people I think I’d hopefully stop being a lit virgin

 

[SixShooter14]

If I lived closer to most lit people I think I’d hopefully stop being a lit virgin

Same... So many here I'd love to meet up with, but I'm at least a thousand miles from all of them.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If i cared more about peoples dicks and pussies than the food they are eating.
And justa... how did you get all the cubs here?