"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Cyber_Bella]

I'm a nice guy. Oh, but your not that kind of woman. You're a ball breaker.

Your balls are still intact. I’m a funny girl and I like men that have a sense of humor.

 

[thefishfryer]

Your balls are still intact. I’m a funny girl and I like men that have a sense of humor.

I guess that counts me out then?

 

[stressedsubject]

So you have cock gifs

I do be making gifs

all the food porn,

I do love food.

and can assemble cubs?

I don't know about this one. I just think people like chiming in on cougar/cub talk

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Or maybe if you were more polite to us AI generated skanks

Who are you.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fucked around and fucked hotter blow up dolls.

 

[Bry1313]

I think I’d get……nah who am I kidding.

Ok I’ve thought about it and I’d definitely get more……nah fuck it….I won’t get more.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok I’ve thought about it and I’d definitely get more……nah fuck it….I won’t get more.

Maybe if you completely changed your personality.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Id get more Lit dick if i didnt forget to take a picture of my dumplings for dinner before eating them like a straight up monster.

 

[Mtnmike]

Can you successfully do “the helicopter “ when you step out of the shower?

Not if you were with me, be more of a flag pole

 

[Shenanigans90]

I think I would get more Lit pussy if I was more passionate about pineapple on pizza or spam.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I would get more Lit pussy if I was more passionate about pineapple on pizza or spam.

You have no position on the Great Debate?

 

[Shenanigans90]

You have no position on the Great Debate?

Lol, I don’t prefer pineapple on my pizza and I like fried spam sandwiches. Neither are issues that I would kick a pretty lady out of bed for. Unless she wanted to have sex on the floor.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lol, I don’t prefer pineapple on my pizza and I like fried spam sandwiches. Neither are issues that I would kick a pretty lady out of bed for. Unless she wanted to have sex on the floor.

I have very strict spam and pineapple pizza criteria. You seem to pass though

 

[Lmizzler]

Id get more Lit dick if i didnt forget to take a picture of my dumplings for dinner before eating them like a straight up monster.

Pics or it never happened.

 

[luckylegsat60]

Lol, I don’t prefer pineapple on my pizza and I like fried spam sandwiches. Neither are issues that I would kick a pretty lady out of bed for. Unless she wanted to have sex on the floor.

I assume it is okay that she likes the floor but doesn’t like spam sandwiches and is not pretty? 1 out of 3?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pics or it never happened.

Didnt i just say i didnt have pics?

 

[Shenanigans90]

I assume it is okay that she likes the floor but doesn’t like spam sandwiches and is not pretty? 1 out of 3?

You forget that I have seen your pretty face.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I made better bread and aknowleged I'm 57ish

 

[13Fantasies]

If women actually wanted my Lit dick.

Maybe I should start a Hunger games like competition

 

[thefishfryer]

Maybe if you completely changed your personality.

I tried to change mine, but I found I hadn't got one.

 

[Lmizzler]

Didnt i just say i didnt have pics?

But it did and I have pics to prove it!

Also, my overly competitive nature is also why I will never get dick/pussy on Lit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But it did and I have pics to prove it!

Also, my overly competitive nature is also why I will never get dick/pussy on Lit.

and it didnt even get me a dick or a helicopter alert back!

 

[Tallulah82]

If only I stuck around more, and also wanted one. Or two. Or more.

#slutturnedslacker

 

[fitandfresh]

If only I had more opportunities I think that I might get more pussy and certainly lose my bi virginity

 

[barefootgirl69]

If my walls weren't up.