"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[thefishfryer]

I feel like this is going to be a physics impossibility… not unlike the Fast and Furious universe

I like to think it can be done. If any of the ladies need help ..........?

 

[13Fantasies]

If I waved it around like I just don't caaaare!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I waved it around like I just don't caaaare!

Hope you know who to alert when you're ready for a helicopter.

 

[13Fantasies]

Hope you know who to alert when you're ready for a helicopter.

Sounds a little more sophisticated than what I would be doing. If I wave it like I don't care, I'm not doing stunts.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sounds a little more sophisticated than what I would be doing. If I wave it like I don't care, I'm not doing stunts.

You'd probably get more pussy if you were willing to do stunts

 

[13Fantasies]

You'd probably get more pussy if you were willing to do stunts

Is there a course for that?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is there a course for that?

Let me introduce you to @Lmizzler

 

[13Fantasies]

Let me introduce you to @Lmizzler

I got the impression he was hung like a horse so helicopter impersonations were second nature.

I hope he can teach an amateur course.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I got the impression he was hung like a horse so helicopter impersonations were second nature.

I hope he can teach an amateur course.

There were measurements made and I believe the results were average so anyone can helicopter. #believeandyoucandoit

 

[SixShooter14]

I got the impression he was hung like a horse so helicopter impersonations were second nature.

I hope he can teach an amateur course.

It's not hard.... In fact it's much better if not hard.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's not hard.... In fact it's much better if not hard.

wow, I have never had a lit topic where this was spoken and true before

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'd get more lit pussy if I was funnier and posted less memes, or at least this is what @crazychemgirl says.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'd get more lit pussy if I was funnier and posted less memes, or at least this is what @crazychemgirl says.

You are SUPER FUNNY!!

 

[SixShooter14]

wow, I have never had a lit topic where this was spoken and true before

Well, the accompanying "pop" is the exact opposite. Not only does it need to be hard, but very hard, the harder the better

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You are SUPER FUNNY!!

At least someone thinks so

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, the accompanying "pop" is the exact opposite. Not only does it need to be hard, but very hard, the harder the better

true that. The cock pop is best done with a rock hard erection. Both life and Lit has taught me that.

 

[Lmizzler]

I got the impression he was hung like a horse so helicopter impersonations were second nature.

The only horse I’m hung like is a sea horse….the itty bitty ones.

I hope he can teach an amateur course.

The video was actually an instructional one intended to teach how to do it. But mostly it just requires willingness to make an ass of yourself.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d get more lit dick if I could stand geezers (@Mr_bogey)

 

[Indie]

ITIGMDOLIO my PMs weren't where dirty messages went to die.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

...if I actually put out.

 

[Indie]

...if I actually put out.

Hey baby...

 

[Coyote100]

If I walked on two legs instead of four.

 

[Xerxes82]

I've joked and been silly, but in a rare moment of genuine honesty? If I were more confident I would get (or have gotten, I don't chase any longer) more Lit pussy.

I'm not pretty like so many of the dudes here. I am not good at people. I find it virtually impossible to believe that any of the gorgeous women of Lit could possibly be into me. So mostly I just stay in my lane and fly (or jerk) solo.

ITIGMDOLIO my PMs weren't where dirty messages went to die.

But think about how fertile that soil is going to be!

...if I actually put out.

Lol. Just don't feel put out and I think everyone is good.

 

[stressedsubject]

Id get more Lit dick if i didnt forget to take a picture of my dumplings for dinner before eating them like a straight up monster.

Denying me food porn....what a tease

Well, the accompanying "pop" is the exact opposite. Not only does it need to be hard, but very hard, the harder the better

true that. The cock pop is best done with a rock hard erection. Both life and Lit has taught me that.

It has to be to achieve the spring and boing that is essential for a cock pop

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Denying me food porn....what a tease


It has to be to achieve the spring and boing that is essential for a cock pop

and it is all about the boinging