"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can't blame a guy for dreaming.

Id get more Lit dick if Bogey just sent me his ass so I didnt have to spend half my Lit day chasing it.

I might be free to spend a whole Lit day on it today though now that everyone else is doing the Lord's work on other threads.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

If only I stopped being myself, created an alternative personality, acted dumb and ignored everything for the sake of getting more attention.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I had more hours in my day

 

[Mr_bogey]

Id get more Lit dick if Bogey just sent me his ass so I dont spend half my Lit day chasing it.

I might be free to spend on whole Lit day on it today actually now that everyone else is doing the Lord's work on other threads.

It's good to have goals. Gives you a reason to get up in the morning.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Id get more Lit dick if Bogey just sent me his ass so I dont spend half my Lit day chasing it.

I might be free to spend on whole Lit day on it today actually now that everyone else is doing the Lord's work on other threads.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's kinda my feeling. Its usually a bunch of "experts" telling their opinion. Might as well just read a psychology textbook.


Again, I just don't get it.

Its cause youre not married
So you cant understand the appeal of seeing someone murder their spouse

It's good to have goals. Gives you a reason to get up in the morning.

If only you wanted me to stay in bed all day...

 

[mellowyellows]

If I had funnier jokes maybe?

 

[thefishfryer]

If I sent more dick pics

 

[SixShooter14]

Its cause youre not married
So you cant understand the appeal of seeing someone murder their spouse

If only you wanted me to stay in bed all day...

Oh... I've visualized and considered the different ways to avoid leaving and dispose of the evidence.

But the appeal of watching a show about it is what I'm not understanding

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I sent more dick pics

More? So you’ve sent some?

 

[whenagain]

If I tried harder.

 

[thefishfryer]

More? So you’ve sent some?

Did you not get one?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Did you not get one?

No and I feel so left out. *pouts*

 

[thefishfryer]

No and I feel so left out. *pouts*

I might be persuaded

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I might be persuaded

Is it bigger than an inch worm?

 

[thefishfryer]

Is it bigger than an inch worm?

How long is an is an "inch Worm"?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

How long is an is an "inch Worm"?

I would assume an inch, thus the name.

 

[thefishfryer]

I would assume an inch, thus the name.

Never heard of it

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Never heard of it

Google is your friend.

 

[thefishfryer]

Google is your friend.

I was hoping you might be my friend?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I was hoping you might be my friend?

There are friends on Lit?

 

[Trubbycat]

If I was better looking and had a good personality

 

[thefishfryer]

There are friends on Lit?

It has been known, or we could just be AWB's

 

[Cyber_Bella]

It has been known, or we could just be AWB's

All weather balloons?
Dude I’m just in it for the dick pics.

 

[thefishfryer]

All weather balloons?
Dude I’m just in it for the dick pics.

Did you google that? The first word was Acquaintances.

You've put me off now. I fear I might not match your expectations.