"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[SixShooter14]

Knew what a bath poof was

 

[thefishfryer]

If only I stuck around more, and also wanted one. Or two. Or more.

#slutturnedslacker

Tall, no need to work for it. If you want one just ask me and I'll be there for you.

 

[thefishfryer]

If my walls weren't up.

Hang on. I'll get my ladder.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Knew what a bath poof was

It's ok, it is a Florida thang.

 

[thefishfryer]

Knew what a bath poof was

It's the loofah you need to be familiar with

 

[thefishfryer]

It's ok, it is a Florida thang.

Wait, oh no, I thought you said thong.

 

[Tallulah82]

Tall, no need to work for it. If you want one just ask me and I'll be there for you.

Fryer, darling, I've never had to work for it.

I'm saying I don't want one at this moment in time unless it's flaccid and wants to let me sleep.

 

[thefishfryer]

Fryer, darling, I've never had to work for it.

I'm saying I don't want one at this moment in time unless it's flaccid and wants to let me sleep.

Sorry Tal, I seem to be permanently hard just recently.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d get more pussy if I wasn’t such a dick

 

[Bry1313]

Knew what a bath poof was

You’ll learn

 

[thefishfryer]

I’d get more pussy if I wasn’t such a dick

LOL and if people could work out what your trying to say.

 

[Bry1313]

LOL and if people could work out what your trying to say.

She edited it quick enough……like you I was too slow in my reply.

 

[thefishfryer]

She edited it quick enough……like you I was too slow in my reply.

She's fast

 

[thefishfryer]

You’ll learn

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Those things fall apart and turn into fishing net.

 

[Bry1313]

Those things fall apart and turn into fishing net.

Kinky

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Those things fall apart and turn into fishing net.

so they are triple purpose? cool.

 

[crazychemgirl]

so they are triple purpose? cool.

Now that’s a triple value

 

[thefishfryer]

so they are triple purpose? cool.

Well the Mrs uses the strands of netting to tie up bin bags for the trash, but I imagine they could be used for other ties.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Now that’s a triple value

in theory it is quadruple, as one could use the net for fishing or as a net tie top.

 

[crazychemgirl]

in theory it is quadruple, as one could use the net for fishing or as a net tie top.

Now that’s something I’d like to see (on you)

 

[thefishfryer]

in theory it is quadruple, as one could use the net for fishing or as a net tie top.

Can you set out a list I'm losing count?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Can you set out a list I'm losing count?

sigh, to get clean, to get dirty, to catch more fish in the sea, and to hold boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Now that’s something I’d like to see (on you)

on the to do list. bath poof top.

 

[thefishfryer]

sigh, to get clean, to get dirty, to catch more fish in the sea, and to hold boobs.

But, but I can hold boobs without a poof.

 

[crazychemgirl]

on the to do list. bath poof top.

I feel like this is going to be a physics impossibility… not unlike the Fast and Furious universe