"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[OrdinaryPerson]

and it is all about the boinging

"boinging" is 2nd best word ive seen on lit. After camcumming.

 

[stressedsubject]

"boinging" is 2nd best word ive seen on lit. After camcumming.

I agree coining camcumming as a term really stuck with me

 

[butthubby]

I think I would get more dick on Lit if I pretended to be more lady and less slutty

slutty is good

 

[Backagainpart4]

Now that my avatar is FINALLY approved a month later, maybe things will pick up. Hard to say but it can’t hurt.

 

[BadAmy]

I think I would get more if some of y'all would take venmo.

 

[Bry1313]

If I………yeah the list is way too long.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If BryBry put out more and ate pineapple.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d get more lit pussy if I was a hermaphrodite

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I………yeah the list is way too long.

Aw Bestie. The list of why you should get lit pussy is long.

Ladies... Bry is tall, funny, irreverent, nerdy, a foodie, works out, has good taste in movies, and a super doper good friend (i have good personal authority on that one for 33 hours now). You guys should be lining up for this top shelf Lit dick.

If BryBry put out more and ate pineapple.

Have you tried flashing him boobs? I heard he likes those. He also eats pineapple, just not on pizza. I dont think its a deal breaker if a woman does as long as she has boobs...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Aw Bestie. The list of why you should get lit pussy is long.

Ladies... Bry is tall, funny, irreverent, nerdy, a foodie, works out, has good taste in movies, and a super doper good friend (i have good personal authority on that one for 33 hours now). You guys should be lining up for this top shelf Lit dick.


Have you tried flashing him boobs? I heard he likes those. He also eats pineapple, just not on pizza. I dont think its a deal breaker if a woman does as long as she has boobs...

Clearly I’m flat chested. That’s why we haven’t hooked up. Oh, and I eat pineapple on pizza!

 

[Bry1313]

Clearly I’m flat chested. That’s why we haven’t hooked up. Oh, and I eat pineapple on pizza!

If I had a dollar for every “it’s not you, it’s me” comment like this….well I wouldn’t be getting ready for work today.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

...if I actually put out.

Lies!!! You were a sweaty mess from the 8
+ hrs of hoe(ing) you did yesterday!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think I would get more if some of y'all would take venmo.

Sorry I have a strict cash app policy. if I relented to you then I would have to for EVERYONE and I would have a phone full of apps.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I had a dollar for every “it’s not you, it’s me” comment like this….well I wouldn’t be getting ready for work today.

So.... glorified stripper? just make sure you clean off the ones before trying to use.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry I have a strict cash app policy. if I relented to you then I would have to for EVERYONE and I would have a phone full of apps.

Do you make payment or accept payment on that app?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you make payment or accept payment on that app?

Accept payments so far... always open to other options.

 

[Bry1313]

So.... glorified stripper? just make sure you clean off the ones before trying to use.

I’d get a lot more Lit pussy if I had stripper moves.

 

[13Fantasies]

Wasn't bedazzling her vajayjay something Jennifer Love Hewitt used to do?

Maybe if I brought back that trend...40 carat cock and all of that...

 

[Hodes101]

I flopped a beast penis out occasionally and my profile picture had my non existent abs on show.

Oh and maybe had some wit and charm.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I had more time and more stamina, and possibly a better user name, something like "Fantasy Figure" or "Filthy Friend"

 

[VoraciousValue]

If I had a dollar for every “it’s not you, it’s me” comment like this….well I wouldn’t be getting ready for work today.

Welcome to my life.

 

[smtst5]

If I could only find the G spot via Zoom

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I think I would get more dick on Lit if I pretended to be more lady and less slutty

Naahhh.

 

[mynameisben]

...if only I could stand up straight and stop running to the top of the tower and ringing the damn cathedral bells.


- Ben

 

[Tasman69]

If there were more people from Hobart on here.