"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " šŸ”

If I just used Brad Pitt's picture as my AV and fool all these unsuspecting and gullible women!

Oh sorry, that was supposed to be my inner voice.
 
Honestly itā€™s just difficult for me to enjoy if thereā€™s no connection. I donā€™t do well with one night stands or hit and runs like I used to.
I enjoy putting in the time and building the connectionā€¦if weā€™re headed somewhere. But some say they want it, and then just get bored with it and disappear. It gets harder to invest after a few of those.
 
Well since I tend to get plenty of Lit dick as a man, I'd probably get more pussy as a women (-but also a lot more dick. Yall dudes are horny!)
 
If I was that desperate. Iā€™ve had several strange proposals in my inbox. Generally itā€™s a couple lines of small talk, they slide in that theyā€™re horny, and then I slide them out of my inbox.
 
If my cavernous cunt was more easily accessible but people keep falling in and disappearing. šŸ¤·

I think the signposts must be pointing the wrong way to mine...

People falling in of one and out of the other? I present the SallyLust Transporter

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I could send more DMs, but Iā€™m always worried Iā€™m being too much of a creep
 
ā€¦if I didnā€™t add ā€œthis is not an invitation or request for ā€˜helpā€™ā€ to the end of every post in the Did You Orgasm Today? or On A Scale of 1-10, How Horny Are You? threads. It is 100% necessary here though.
 
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