"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Shenanigans90]

If the ladies here realized how truly awesome I am.

 

[annmsguy]

Honestly it’s just difficult for me to enjoy if there’s no connection. I don’t do well with one night stands or hit and runs like I used to.

I enjoy putting in the time and building the connection…if we’re headed somewhere. But some say they want it, and then just get bored with it and disappear. It gets harder to invest after a few of those.

 

[Bambear99]

…If when I channeled my inner Fabio, my inner Fabio wasn’t Don Knotts.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Well since I tend to get plenty of Lit dick as a man, I'd probably get more pussy as a women (-but also a lot more dick. Yall dudes are horny!)

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I was that desperate. I’ve had several strange proposals in my inbox. Generally it’s a couple lines of small talk, they slide in that they’re horny, and then I slide them out of my inbox.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I didn't have one foot in the grave.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

If my cavernous cunt was more easily accessible but people keep falling in and disappearing.

 

[Wand3rlust]

If my cavernous cunt was more easily accessible but people keep falling in and disappearing.

I think the signposts must be pointing the wrong way to mine...

 

[AmberLGreen]

If my cavernous cunt was more easily accessible but people keep falling in and disappearing.

I think the signposts must be pointing the wrong way to mine...

People falling in of one and out of the other? I present the SallyLust Transporter

https://media.tenor.com/RShJrvNXno0AAAAM/trek-travolta-transporter.gif

 

[Tsieuk]

If I had said literally anything on here?

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

People falling in of one and out of the other? I present the SallyLust Transporter

https://media.tenor.com/RShJrvNXno0AAAAM/trek-travolta-transporter.gif

I knew we were connected somehow.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If I had said literally anything on here?

It doesn’t work. I have said loads and still don’t get any dick or pussy

 

[base10]

I could send more DMs, but I’m always worried I’m being too much of a creep

 

[Tsieuk]

It doesn’t work. I have said loads and still don’t get any dick or pussy

Damn, you actually trying though?

 

[NewEng]

If I didn't have a wife even more conservative than I am

 

[PastMaster]

If I wasn't so old, fat, and ugly. (and hairy)

 

[mynameisben]

If only my collection of souvenir spoons were just a wee bit more impressive.

-Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

If only my collection of souvenir spoons were just a wee bit more impressive.

-Ben

If only you showed up more

 

[Xerxes82]

I think the signposts must be pointing the wrong way to mine...

If only I'd known there were signposts. No wonder I was so bad at this stuff!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I get too much of both hehe

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

…if I didn’t add “this is not an invitation or request for ‘help’” to the end of every post in the Did You Orgasm Today? or On A Scale of 1-10, How Horny Are You? threads. It is 100% necessary here though.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I'd get more if wasn't over 50

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

If only my collection of souvenir spoons were just a wee bit more impressive.

-Ben

Maybe throw in a fork or two?

 

[Bry1313]

If I was a better wanker judge.

 

[Wand3rlust]

If I was a better wanker judge.

I'm a real fan of optimistic people.