"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Amanda330]

If only I replied to my one sentence messages with, “Hey babe. Wanna fuck?”

Haha omg so true.

If I showed my ass and pussy.

 

[positiveflirt]

Haha omg so true.

If I showed my ass and pussy.

For me, I'd totally get more if I didn't make people fill out that 50 question general knowledge quiz.

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that "what's the capital of Serbia?"

 

[Booboobear84]

I was more forward

Is that defined as responding positively to 1/10 of the DMs you get?

 

[Shenanigans90]

If my parents would sound proof the basement.

 

[Photog1rl]

If I thought “you make me hard” messages were foreplay.

 

[Trubbycat]

I actually asked somebody...

 

[juspassionthru]

Came outta my shell

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

People saw my beatbox skills.

 

[Amanda330]

People saw my beatbox skills.

Umm... Yes.

Also, I'm not sure I could handle more dicks in my box. It's so full.

Pussy... Never enough.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Umm... Yes.

Mmhmmm what's up, sugar?

Also, I'm not sure I could handle more dicks in my box. It's so full.

I hear ya. Me? I like to ask first. Plus one must be worthy. You gotta KNOW before you hoe. And that's one to hoe on.

Pussy... Never enough.

Omg right? High five!

 

[MindYaBitness]

People saw my beatbox skills.

I have seen/heard/experienced your exquisite skills and admit that they made me wetter than a cucumber in a nunnery

 

[Amanda330]

Mmhmmm what's up, sugar?

Hey, boy, heyyyy

I hear ya. Me? I like to ask first. Plus one must be worthy. You gotta KNOW before you hoe. And that's one to hoe on.

On second thought... I have more than enough room in my box for you...

Omg right? High five!

Rule.

 

[Bbl87]

I dropped in more than just occasionally anymore.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd get more if I showed more, but I'm fine, so I won't

 

[Bbl87]

I'd get more if I showed more, but I'm fine, so I won't

I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't get any complaints.

Technically I'm just speaking for myself, but I think the sentiment would be popular.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I have seen/heard/experienced your exquisite skills and admit that they made me wetter than a cucumber in a nunnery

Whoa, and an actual pic of you too. Nice!

Hey, boy, heyyyy

On second thought... I have more than enough room in my box for you...

Rule.

Hehe well HI there

 

[Bbl87]

On second thought... I have more than enough room in my box for you...

Famous last words...

 

[Amanda330]

Famous last words...

I didn't mean all the men of lit... Just @NRJLIVES4ever - THIS IS NOT A MASS INVITATION.

Although...

 

[Bbl87]

I didn't mean all the men of lit... Just @NRJLIVES4ever - THIS IS NOT A MASS INVITATION.

Although...

Oh, regardless of who, the statement still stands.

 

[RideFl71]

Everyone lived in the same state..

 

[Amanda330]

Oh, regardless of who, the statement still stands.

Mhmm. Lol

 

[Taegul]

If only I lowered my rates. Maybe offered a BOGO deal once in a while...

 

[Amanda330]

If only I lowered my rates. Maybe offered a BOGO deal once in a while...

How much do you charge?

 

[Taegul]

How much do you charge?

Give me your e-mail and I'll send you a menu in PDF and JPEG formats.

 

[Photog1rl]

If I said yes more often.