"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

Though to be fair, I imagine half of the people claiming to be sexy young asian women online are actually 400 lbs dudes living in their mother's basement.

Not that I'm making that accusation of OP, just saying in general. 🤷‍♂️
Oh you definitely just made that accusation
 
Dessert pate???

Mhm...🤔 I have had pâté with nuts, nothing out of the extraordinary there..
- it is the additional chocolate that is throwing me a bit off.. but I could be wrong, maybe it is really delicious..

I have been wrong before, and I am definitely going to be wrong again at some time in the future!
 
.... Well... It *could* be real... Noma, Geranium etc. .. I mean.. at some point, someone must have tried it!!

😇🤩🙈
It’s official. Two foods I love are now mentally tainted forever 😂

I'd get more lit pussy if......
I stopped with the seal jokes
Those are just funny!
@OrdinaryPerson
I stopped with the book fetish with @LadyLascivious1
I think your book fetish comments are some of your least controversial 🤭
I didn't say I would try those oreos with @crazychemgirl
Agreed. That was a poor life decision 😝
 
If only... I had 8 inches of height, muscles and a complete personality transplant. Lol.

But I'd rather be me and cyber-celibate than be that person, so we're both out of luck.
 
I just got here. Not sure what to expect!
So does everyone post stories, or are forum participants generally just readers?
 
Mhm...🤔 I have had pâté with nuts, nothing out of the extraordinary there..
- it is the additional chocolate that is throwing me a bit off.. but I could be wrong, maybe it is really delicious..

I have been wrong before, and I am definitely going to be wrong again at some time in the future!

The chocolate isn’t what’s throwing me, it’s the sweetness that I think would be very off putting
 
I'm pretty sure everyone knows you're a sexy, young asian guy.
Though to be fair, I imagine half of the people claiming to be sexy young asian women online are actually 400 lbs dudes living in their mother's basement.

Not that I'm making that accusation of OP, just saying in general. 🤷‍♂️

You're both wrong. Ive never told anyone im young. And my mom doesnt have a basement.

.... Well... It *could* be real... Noma, Geranium etc. .. I mean.. at some point, someone must have tried it!!

😇🤩🙈
Id try it...
 
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