"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Photog1rl]

dick seems to be flying all over it’s the pussy that is a little more elusive.

 

[Shenanigans90]

dick seems to be flying all over it’s the pussy that is a little more elusive.

Believe me, we feel your pain.

 

[bashfull]

If only I weren't a 400 lb dwarf

 

[MindYaBitness]

If men weren't so intimidated by my prestigious award

 

[Xerxes82]

If men weren't so intimidated by my prestigious award

Is that a WotW? Shit, no wonder they're intimidated. Who wouldn't want to fuck a WotW?

 

[base10]

If I wasn’t such a kinky weirdo right off the jump

 

[13Fantasies]

If I actually asked for it.

I'm always telling you to "Use your words." Yes getting on your knees while naked and your hair pulled back is pretty obvious. But still...a little courtesy conversation never hurts.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm always telling you to "Use your words." Yes getting on your knees while naked and your hair pulled back is pretty obvious. But still...a little courtesy conversation never hurts.

I know. I should have listened to you.

 

[13Fantasies]

I know. I should have listened to you.

Always the moral of the story.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Always the moral of the story.

Your head is not going to fit through the door.

 

[Seokrocks]

Your head is not going to fit through the door.

But mine will fit between your thighs

 

[Lmizzler]

If I was looking for it more.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think I'd get more pussy on lit if only I'd wear that pink unicorn costume @Tigobitties98 got me.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

If I didn't look like Pink Shrek and women didn't run away, screaming "where's my pitchfork?!"

 

[13Fantasies]

Your head is not going to fit through the door.

Are we back to calling your love canal "the door?" If so, I'll make it fit.

 

[orangecurious]

if there weren't so many great guys here taking all the women

 

[SassySheDevil]

But mine will fit between your thighs

*barf*

 

[SassySheDevil]

Are we back to calling your love canal "the door?" If so, I'll make it fit.

This romantic talk will make me need a towel.

 

[13Fantasies]

This romantic talk will make me need a towel.

I always bring one with me when I'm going to see you. I don't want to slip and fall.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I always bring one with me when I'm going to see you. I don't want to slip and fall.

I always do enjoy a guy who is prepared.

 

[13Fantasies]

I always do enjoy a guy who is prepared.

Believe me, I know. You just have to focus on not biting

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d get more lit pussy if I had any game whatsoever

 

[SassySheDevil]

Believe me, I know. You just have to focus on not biting

That sounds boring.

 

[Photog1rl]

That sounds boring.

Seriously! Who has a problem with a little teeth mark.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Seriously! Who has a problem with a little teeth mark.

He'd like it and he knows it.