"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Bbl87]

If I said yes more often.

If you're looking to turn ocwr a new leaf...

 

[Photog1rl]

If you're looking to turn ocwr a new leaf...

Such a generous offer but I am getting just what I need.

 

[Xerxes82]

If I didn't have 2/3 of the PG on my Ignore list. Someday that other third will have me on theirs and the circle of life will at last be complete.

 

[Bbl87]

Such a generous offer but I am getting just what I need.

Ya know what they say, nothing ventured nothing gained. Or something like that.

And happy for you, that makes one of us.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

More shit talking to these muh fuckers. Mire dick pics. That will do it.

 

[Photog1rl]

More shit talking to these muh fuckers. Mire dick pics. That will do it.

Just send them randomly and unsolicited-thst will go over really well. Trust me.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Just send them randomly and unsolicited-thst will go over really well. Trust me.

i am down.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

I wanted to

 

[Azuldrgon]

if I knew how. lol


I don't want dick though.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

i am down.

Up usually works better. Or so I’ve heard

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Up usually works better. Or so I’ve heard

Yeah yeah gotta get up to get down.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

If most guys were not assholes. And if women were like most guys.

 

[Taegul]

If I ever responded to that TotallyNotTaegul chick. I could probably e-hammer that slut nightly.

 

[Surferdude1891]

If I could ever really invest below the surface level

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I wasn’t always all over the place

 

[Shenanigans90]

If my cock was more approachable, to be honest he’s a total dick.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If my cock was more approachable, to be honest he’s a total dick.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If I danced more?

 

[drobert44]

If I didnt tell the dames how gay I am.....



https://i.imgur.com/QGEssxI.jpg

 

[SassySheDevil]

If I actually asked for it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I actually asked for it.

 

[Seokrocks]

If I paid more attention

 

[Seokrocks]

If girls were less confusing and men were as interesting as girls

I’m guessing the inimitable PLP can get all of either she wants.

 

[Taegul]

If I just clicked on any of the links that some rando with no post history PMs me. I'm sure that would end well.

But who has time for all that shit when I have Nigerian princes needing my help to move millions of dollars for them?

 

[Photog1rl]

dick seems to be flying all over it’s the pussy that is a little more elusive.