I Will Not Use Bad Words

[Ellafun]

Not that the Playground needs any new threads, but in honor of so many of us afflicted with the need to use expletives at any given moment, night or day, here is the place to do it.

Happy Almost Fucking Summer, everyone!!!

 

[Ellafun]

For O_So_Wet...Cocksucker just happens to be a very useful word. It just sounds so damn cute when you say it, though!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Not that the Playground needs any new threads, but in honor of so many of us afflicted with the need to use expletives at any given moment, night or day, here is the place to do it.

Happy Almost Fucking Summer, everyone!!!

Oh, FUCK that!

Besides, FUCK is not a bad word....a bad word would be something like, SMEGMA BREATH...now THAT is filthy....

 

[sereneone4u]

Cunt


Cock

Whew I feel better...

actually I would feel way better if it was CoolDude's cock and my cunt joined together but hey that is for another thread

 

[Ellafun]

Cunt


Cock

Whew I feel better...

actually I would feel way better if it was CoolDude's cock and my cunt joined together but hey that is for another thread

I'm partial to

God damn Motherfucking Sonofabitch, all strung together in one word, repeatedly, myself.

 

[littlelovedove]

Does fucknut count???

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Often while driving I like to make up new combinations

My most recent was StupidCuntlickingCocksuckerSonofaBitch

But my fave typically is Fuck I get looked at terribly when I say it

 

[Ellafun]

Often while driving I like to make up new combinations

My most recent was StupidCuntlickingCocksuckerSonofaBitch

But my fave typically is Fuck I get looked at terribly when I say it

Shit...I'm seasick now, between jiggling the computer to make your boob move, and bun-bun the pole dancing rabbit above you there....oyyyyy

 

[o_so_wet]

Fuck not using bad words !!! I must use the word mother fucker or cocksucker or Fucking Cunt....to express my inner rage !!!!

Please don't make me stop ....

 

[g0h0gs]

Asswipe, Dick-sucker, Fuck-tard, Mother-dick.... Awww much better!

 

[Adre]

Fuckstick
Dickwad
Cuntlapping douchebag
Fuckknuckle

I could go on

 

[Ellafun]

Fuck not using bad words !!! I must use the word mother fucker or cocksucker or Fucking Cunt....to express my inner rage !!!!

Please don't make me stop ....

I'm telling you...you can't say cocksucker without looking adorable! I takes the punch out of the whole fucking word!!!

 

[Ellafun]

Fuckstick
Dickwad
Cuntlapping douchebag
Fuckknuckle

I could go on

Well, fuck, don't let us stop you....

 

[sereneone4u]

Mongolian cluster fuck!

twenty dirty twats tied in a knot

I think I am channeling George Carlin now

 

[Ellafun]

Mongolian cluster fuck!

twenty dirty twats tied in a knot

I think I am channeling George Carlin now

I love cluster fuck. Applicable to so many situations.

 

[Aquagal]

Cobwebby pussy: when the cuntbitch is so dried up and she doesn't give out anymore.

 

[o_so_wet]

Cobwebby pussy: when the cuntbitch is so dried up and she doesn't give out anymore.

Bwahahaha !!!!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Cobwebby pussy: when the cuntbitch is so dried up and she doesn't give out anymore.

That was one of our better ones.... that and I think I once called someone a

Cumguzzling Cunt to which you laughed at

 

[g0h0gs]

Cobwebby pussy: when the cuntbitch is so dried up and she doesn't give out anymore.

So stealing this!!

 

[Aquagal]

Always happy to share!

 

[Ellafun]

Holy HotTrim, Batman!

The most gorgeous young guy just knocked on my front door to ask if I wanted my grass cut...

I was having visions of porn scripts dancing through my head.

I told him, "No."

Goddamnit.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Holy HotTrim, Batman!

The most gorgeous young guy just knocked on my front door to ask if I wanted my grass cut...

I was having visions of porn scripts dancing through my head.

I told him, "No."

Goddamnit.

Run get him back soak him take pics ... I mean with the water hose you pervs LOL

 

[g0h0gs]

Holy HotTrim, Batman!

The most gorgeous young guy just knocked on my front door to ask if I wanted my grass cut...

I was having visions of porn scripts dancing through my head.

I told him, "No."

Goddamnit.

Hurry and run outside.. Lean on the porch post.. extend breast out.. pout lips.. and say "oh young man.. I think I might just need my ass mowed.. I mean my grass!"

 

[sereneone4u]

Hurry and run outside.. Lean on the porch post.. extend breast out.. pout lips.. and say "oh young man.. I think I might just need my ass mowed.. I mean my grass!"

I just used a bunch of choice cuss words in my thread.

I may need to take a time out and step away from my keyboard.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Patriotic Pussy....when it is so loose, it's like fucking the Liberty Bell....