If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[Backagainpart4]

If somebody, who I had never had a private conversation with, had masturbated thinking about me then I wouldn’t want to know. They are masturbating to their own perceived image of me and not the real me so I wouldn’t be flattered by that and they would probably be very disappointed.

I can 100% guarantee that if I haven’t had a private conversation with a person then I have not masturbated thinking about them. I need some details about them to let my imagination develop my thoughts about how they would make me respond to their touches and how they would respond to mine. Masturbation for me is a very intimate process and I want my body to respond to it in a very deep way.

You raise some good points. I’ve never been the subject of a strangers fantasy that I know of. Reading responses here and thinking about it more I have to change my original answers.

If it was a woman I know and we have exchanged many messages I would want to know.

But a total stranger wouldn’t know me at all and I wouldn’t want to know about it. Masturbation is a private thing for me and I would only want to share that with a female I already know.

 

[Taegul]

Equality masturbation. Good way to get quite a few in per day

Not really about "equality". It just reminds me of the circus.

 

[Winchester3030]

Sure! I think it would be very nice to know about it

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not really about "equality" really. It just reminds me of the circus.

Do you put a flower on the tip to squirt out of?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

It would definitely depend on who it is.

The idea of some people here masturbating to me is beyond delightful and erotic.

Some others .....not so much.

And a few.....I might assume a new identity and move to Canada where I could live quietly herding moose just to avoid any possibility of knowing those people were masturbating to me.

But what if the moose were doing it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It would definitely depend on who it is.

The idea of some people here masturbating to me is beyond delightful and erotic.

Some others .....not so much.

And a few.....I might assume a new identity and move to Canada where I could live quietly herding moose just to avoid any possibility of knowing those people were masturbating to me.

I masturbate thinking about lego penises. Is that weird?

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/12eYyNK

 

[Taegul]

Do you put a flower on the tip to squirt out of?

Nah. A flower isn't volume-friendly. So instead I use a garden hose with one of those sprinklers that covers 180 degrees.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I masturbate thinking about lego penises. Is that weird?

I wouldn’t announce it at work (unless you work for Lego) but here no one will judge you

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nah. A flower isn't volume-friendly. So instead I use a garden hose with one of those sprinklers that covers 180 degrees.

You should try selling this approach to those who have lost their jet stream. I think @gga3737 might buy shares

 

[PCTech]

I would be very flattered and yes I would want to know.And as far as privacy goes privacy is only as good as the Lit member you are chatting with via private message and what they may or may not possibly say or hint at in a forum page. I keep my private chats discreet.

 

[Taegul]

You should try selling this approach to those who have lost their jet stream. I think @gga3737 might buy shares

I might have to go on Shark Tank

 

[Taegul]

I might have to go on Shark Tank

Or is that, "come on Shark Tank?"

 

[gga]

You should try selling this approach to those who have lost their jet stream. I think @gga3737 might buy shares

Amber is right though!

 

[ShaneoD]

I imagine I'd like it but it's probably because it'd be quite novel

 

[kentuckymtnman]

It depends on who it is. I might wish I could have participated.

 

[NC_Coastal]

But what if the moose were doing it?

Deep thoughts:
Is the plural for moose, moose?
We don't have a lot of those down here.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I masturbate thinking about lego penises. Is that weird?

This is an inclusive place.

We are not here to judge.

But yeah..... totally weird.

 

[Deadbed1968]

It's one of those rainbow afros.

Do you have a red nose too?

 

[Taegul]

Do you have a red nose too?

Well, it's not me that's dressing up like a clown, it's just my penis. Okay, okay. My penis is technically me but it's not me me, it's penis me. So penis me wears a red nose, me me does not

See? Still not awkward at all.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, it's not me that's dressing up like a clown, it's just my penis. Okay, okay. My penis is technically me but it's not me me, it's penis me. So penis me wears a red nose, me me does not

See? Still not awkward at all.

Do you pretend your blue balls (when you have them) are his shoes?

 

[Taegul]

Do you pretend your blue balls (when you have them) are his shoes?

Sometimes his shoes are blue, sometimes rosy red. But yes.

The only problem I occasionally have is getting him to fit in the clown car with all the other clowns. No finesse, only brute force method works.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Yes and you owe me $5 as I heard that's the going rate.

If it’s Ashley, absolutely.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't want to know unless I know them. I especially wouldn't want to know if they're on my iggy list!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Yes please.