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if i only had an alt

Keroin said:
Weeeeellllll...depends on your definition of "real".
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Shit, and here I was impressed when thinking of him typing on a keyboard with flippers. Not the easiest thing to do.

And sorry for not being PC, if you're thinking that I should be. It's not his fault they don't make attachments to accommodate hid finsters...or do they?


Well, if he's only real by a certain definition...don't tell me you're really a grumpy old man with a vivid (and sometimes weirdly horny) imagination and those pictures you posted a few years back weren't you at all, but shots of your neighbor that you took from a window. And Chuck is merely a figment?

You are allowed to remain silent, to save face and to keep everyone's "kinky Ms Keroin" image alive. We all need a little fantasy in our lives.:D
 
DVS said:
Well, if he's only real by a certain definition...don't tell me you're really a grumpy old man with a vivid (and sometimes weirdly horny) imagination and those pictures you posted a few years back weren't you at all, but shots of your neighbor that you took from a window. And Chuck is merely a figment?

You are allowed to remain silent, to save face and to keep everyone's "kinky Ms Keroin" image alive. We all need a little fantasy in our lives.:D
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*zips grumpy old man lips*
 
ChuckEPenguin said:
Back off, altie.

K is mine! All 50 delicious feet of her.
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Paah! You can have her. Anyone who prefers lunch over breakfast and who craves a frozen herring butt plug clearly has tastes that are much too plebeian for moi.

Good luck keeping the fish cold in that ass though, bud. Looks pretty hot from here. ;)
 
ThouShaltNotSuc said:
Paah! You can have her. Anyone who prefers lunch over breakfast and who craves a frozen herring butt plug clearly has tastes that are much too plebeian for moi.

Good luck keeping the fish cold in that ass though, bud. Looks pretty hot from here. ;)
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I :heart: you two, MWY.
 
I think I spend enought time on here with this alt to be bothered making another one. I'm no actor, so it would just be the same kinda shit with different names.
 
graceanne said:
If I had an alt I think I'd be a cranky old man who talks about how things where when I was a youngster, and tells everyone that they don't know what they're talking about but they'll understand when they get older.

That'd be a blast.
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You'd want your alt to be me? :confused:
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You'd want your alt to be me? :confused:
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Are you one of Gracies' alts?


Are we all one of Gracies's alts???


Will I not exist tomorrow if she decided she is tired to stay up at odd hours to pretend to be me?????


Can we alt kill our creator and stay alive???????


:D


:rose:
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You'd want your alt to be me? :confused:
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Um, sure! The world needs more SW's.

rida said:
Are you one of Gracies' alts?


Are we all one of Gracies's alts???

:eek:

No wonder I'm so tired. :eek:


Will I not exist tomorrow if she decided she is tired to stay up at odd hours to pretend to be me?????


Can we alt kill our creator and stay alive???????


:D


:rose:
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:eek:

No wonder I'm so tired. :eek:
 
I had an alt once. I needed it to post in one thread and say something I didn't want traced back to me.

That was because the thread involved a former pyl.
 
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