If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Seokrocks]

Randomly throwing painted rocks unto private grounds

Refusing to answer the officer’s questions because he’s shy.

 

[jbeardo1]

For filing a tax return with BOO.BS in the amount owed total, then berating the arresting officer telling him that the government person kept ringing and asking me to pay in bootie call

 

[Taegul]

He kept stealing antennas off cars and using them for the dildo sculpture "artwork" he has in his front yard.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For stealing thousands of Bra's

 

[jbeardo1]

He kept stealing antennas off cars and using them for the dildo sculpture "artwork" he has in his front yard.

And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids

 

[Taegul]

Apparently, he stole Scooby-Doo DVD boxsets from the store.

 

[Coyote100]

Ripping down his poster from as many post offices as possible.

 

[Trubbycat]

Causing major traffic disruption chasing a roadrunner.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Causing major traffic disruption chasing a roadrunner.

Stealing the cream from the top of the milk.

 

[hairball18]

For not sharing her tea with me.

 

[Anastasia1999]

For not sharing her tea with me.

For eating all of the lasagne.

 

[Wriggle]

For eating all of the lasagne.

Stealing sausages

 

[Booboobear84]

For eating all of the lasagne.

Tea throwing

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Feeding the bears.

 

[Trubbycat]

Not being shy, performing public live sex acts

 

[MindYaBitness]

Grave robbing the pet cemetery

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Causing the onlookers to catch on fire

 

[TongueLust]

For shaving.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Being witchy on a Monday

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Disappearing from the scene of the crime - now I’m wondering how many times that line has been used?

 

[Photog1rl]

For letting her halo get knocked askew

 

[Seokrocks]

For letting her halo get knocked askew

For hiding cameras in the men’s dressing rooms

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jaywalking… but aggressively

 

[kenbrack]

Petty theft. He keeps taking the cacti.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Malicious mischief for letting the air out of his neighbors tires...every day for a week