If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[flipghost]

Homicidal asphyxiation

 

[Amanda330]

Homicidal asphyxiation

He asphyxiates people and blames other people for his crimes... Because no one will hire him as a hero and it's caused internal feelings of inadequacy perpetuated by the falacy of the patriarchy.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

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Painting out the letter "l" on the campus police station sign.

 "Pub lic Safety Department"

 

[KamiyadoriOWL]

burglary in louvre

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Did you really have to ply I Can Feel It In The Air Tonight at 4am

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Mistaken for Jason Bourne

 

[Taegul]

His Lego "art" offended too many Karens and the local police were obligated to act.

 

[Oldermom935]

Excessive giggling at the Opera.

 

[caitiff1969]

Excessive giggling at the Opera.

Being too fabulous for her own good......

 

[ABiGuy84]

For passing out counterfeit one dollar bills st the strip club.

 

[Amanda330]

Being caught in possession of excessive amounts of glitter, with intent to sprinkle it liberally.

 

[Taegul]

Being caught in possession of excessive amounts of glitter, with intent to sprinkle it liberally.

Stalking of course.

 

[Amanda330]

Stalking of course.

Come on... I've been good today. Mostly.

 

[Yesok1]

Stalking of course.

Arrested for drinking too much poonshine

 

[Taegul]

Come on... I've been good today. Mostly.

That's nothing to brag about!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stalking of course.

Streaking across the field with a pineapple over his junk during the Padres home opener. He tripped and is not okay

 

[Yesok1]

Streaking across the field with a pineapple over his junk during the Padres home opener. He tripped and is not okay

Getting frisky with kitty in public

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to steal from the $1 Store.

 

[Yesok1]

For trying to steal from the $1 Store.

For accusing someone of stealing to cover his own thefts.

 

[Amanda330]

For accusing someone of stealing to cover his own thefts.

Hunting big cats on safari...

 

[Yesok1]

Hunting big cats on safari...

For stealing people's dreams

 

[base10]

Hunting big cats on safari...

Diamond smuggling

 

[flipghost]

Hunting big cats on safari...

Indecent exposure

 

[RachelWalsh]

Diamond smuggling

Suit was too sharp

 

[Yesok1]

Diamond smuggling

Base jumping in a business suit