If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ABiGuy84]

Grave robbing

 

[base10]

Base jumping in a business suit

Grave robbing

Falcon hunting

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Falcon hunting

A misunderstanding with his neighbors…sorry, I must’ve been screaming too loud

 

[Taegul]

Stalking Ohtani?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Stalking Ohtani?

Definitely indecent exposure.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Getting Wonky with the Donkey in Public.

 

[LL_RS]

Stealing feathers for a burlesque performance.

 

[Photog1rl]

For writing bad checks while dressed up as a “dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!”

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Public nudity on beach.

 

[Photog1rl]

Public nudity on beach.

Did I see you at the beach yesterday? I was so taken aback by your huge…sunglasses that I decided not to approach you but I’ve been kicking myself all day for the missed opportunity.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Did I see you at the beach yesterday? I was so taken aback by your huge…sunglasses that I decided not to approach you but I’ve been kicking myself all day for the missed opportunity.

Must have been some other guy. I was at church.

 

[NEthingGoze]

for arson

 

[Photog1rl]

Must have been some other guy. I was at church.

Phew-I guess I dodged a bullet then.

for arson

For not being flexible.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

For overly sultry eyes and a lewd looking mouth...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lewd smiling at the Sheriff wife.

 

[enbiji]

Lewd smiling at the Sheriff wife.

Impersonating an Orificer

 

[ABiGuy84]

For being too Fabulous

 

[enbiji]

For being too Fabulous

 

[Taegul]

Trespassing while stalking multiple Litsters.

 

[Kittycity]

Trespassing while stalking multiple Litsters.

The list is endless, too many to mention

 

[Wriggle]

Public nudity in a cathedral

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Public nudity in a cathedral

Trying to masturbate on the Statue of Liberty's toes.

 

[Seokrocks]

Playing tricks on the angels

 

[ABiGuy84]

For stealing peoples Pet Rocks.

 

[bashfull]

For stealing peoples Pet Rocks.

Randomly throwing painted rocks unto private grounds